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The Perils Of Yellow Fever

Cathedral City, just outside Monterey Park. I’m to meet Ming Ho’s father at his dry cleaners. A cloud of steam erupts from his press as I walk in. "Mr. Kim, so very good to meet you," I say. "Could I … Continue reading

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Even If The Jews Won’t Have Me…

From my live cam chat: ChaimAmalek:  Luke, if the haredim declare that you are not a Jew, would you continue to regard yourself as one? ChaimAmalek:  Is there a point where, having been stripped of your status by orthodox bet … Continue reading

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Judaism’s Conversion Controversy

A lot of people ask me for my opinion — as a convert to Judaism — on this controversy. I don’t have one. I accept reality. I’m not trying to change it (in this instance). Some Orthodox shuls count me … Continue reading

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I’m Nuts This Morning

Just completely bonkers. I have kangaroos running loose in my top paddock. You don’t want to miss this. It’s streaming live on my cam: CraigsList:  Good morning CraigsList:  I can’t believe you make money off of this that justifies your … Continue reading

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Luke 2: Electric Jewgaloo

From my live cam chat: palestine4ever:  "r u afraid of emotional intimacy?" YourMoralLeader:  no Shirl:  this is the first time i’ve been to easy streaming for months, i used to wander around in here a lot before palestine4ever:  Luke, don’t … Continue reading

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The Luke Ford Show

Curious writes: "Is there any mass appeal to your reality show without the porn aspect? I mean an under performing Jew is unique, but hardly ranks a show." Fred emails: "How about an under performing Jew with a penchant for … Continue reading

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Rev. Des Joins My Chat Room

From my live chat: ChaimAmalek:  I mean, if you meet a man and he has perfume on him, don’t you think "it seems that other women are into him and have slimed him with their scent, so maybe I should … Continue reading

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New York Is Quiet – We Have Our Shvartzes Under Control!

From my live chat: Emma:  How is your day going Chaimy? YourMoralLeader:  Hymie ChaimAmalek:  Like any of my post-sexual days YourMoralLeader:  did she make a slur? Emma:  lol YourMoralLeader:  How are things in Hymie town? Emma:  Hymie? ChaimAmalek:  (Luke, I … Continue reading

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Every Time I Enter A Rabbi’s Office, I Leave It With Less Freedom To Pursue Truth

I’m not complaining. I think it’s cool. It means I have to make fewer decisions. I have fewer options. I’m a drop in the rain, just a number not a name. And you don’t see it. You don’t believe it. … Continue reading

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Bring Emma To America

I deserve some happiness in my old age. Click on the paypal button on the top left. All donaters of $100 or more will get a personal phone call from Emma while she’s live on her cam. We’re going to … Continue reading

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