Tag Archives: Emma

Ireland Prepares For Swine Flu

Posted on April 30, 2009 by Luke Ford

Emma:  I read in my local paper. They have made 700 burial spots in my city.. just in case the Swine Flue breaks here Emma:  In the Lisburn area, several hundred burial sites have been identified as being immediately available … Continue reading →

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The Trouble With Bernie

Posted on December 31, 2008 by Luke Ford

From my live cam chat: BernardMadoff:  Oh Emma, when I was your age and dating boys, I felt the same way. But then my parents took me to the rabbi and then I had to get married to a woman … Continue reading →

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My Heartfelt Appeal To Emma’s Parents

Posted on July 4, 2008 by Luke Ford

Let this dirty old man date your 19-year old daughter! It’s what God wants!

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Women Need 12 Hugs A Day But What About My Needs?

Posted on June 30, 2008 by Luke Ford

From my live cam chat: Emma:  Aparently we need 12 hugs and 15 laughs [every day] to stay healthy YourMoralLeader:  and 1 —-job Emma:  pfft YourMoralLeader:  what if it were true? Emma:  Too bad Ain’t that just like a woman. … Continue reading →

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I Had A Nervous Breakdown Live On My Cam

Posted on May 30, 2008 by Luke Ford

I got a fit of the giggles while trying to do my voice exercises and imagining what it would be like for a nice Jewish girl to go on a date with her moral leader. Video I plan to have … Continue reading →

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