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Buying Men Plants
From my live chat: guest63: Now men are comparing women to dogs that we buy you balloons so "mark our territory"? If we wanted to mark our territory, we would star decorating your apartments, or buy a plant so you … Continue reading
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Rev. Des Joins My Chat Room
From my live chat: ChaimAmalek: I mean, if you meet a man and he has perfume on him, don’t you think "it seems that other women are into him and have slimed him with their scent, so maybe I should … Continue reading
New York Is Quiet – We Have Our Shvartzes Under Control!
From my live chat: Emma: How is your day going Chaimy? YourMoralLeader: Hymie ChaimAmalek: Like any of my post-sexual days YourMoralLeader: did she make a slur? Emma: lol YourMoralLeader: How are things in Hymie town? Emma: Hymie? ChaimAmalek: (Luke, I … Continue reading
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Should Lukeford.net Be Short & Concise Like My Davening? Even During Coitus, I’m Dictating New Commentaries
From my live chat: YourMoralLeader: hi Emma! YourMoralLeader: I’m a sensual semite! Emma: Hey Luke! YourMoralLeader: hi YourMoralLeader: what have i missed? Emma: Nothing… it’s dead in here without you. YourMoralLeader: aww YourMoralLeader: i thought it was dead without you … Continue reading
What Better Way To Get Back At Eliot Than To Hook Up With Luke At The Hovel?
Click here for my live cam and live chat with today’s leading thinkers: Client9: Larry King is devoting the "full hour" to guys who boff Hookers Client9: the poor poor wife looks sad and confused…she’s ready for Luke Client9: what … Continue reading
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