Luke 2: Electric Jewgaloo

From my live cam chat:

palestine4ever:  "r u afraid of emotional intimacy?"
YourMoralLeader:  no
Shirl:  this is the first time i’ve been to easy streaming for months, i used to wander around in here a lot before
palestine4ever:  Luke, don’t use txt msg shorthand in a heart-to-heart talk with the ladies
YourMoralLeader:  hey arab
YourMoralLeader:  sorry
YourMoralLeader:  from the heart
palestine4ever:  I’m just trying, Luke, I’m trying…
palestine4ever:  I will make an angry jihadi of you yet
Shirl:  why anger?
palestine4ever:  Luke should be angry.
palestine4ever:  Hi Shirl
Shirl:  hi pal
palestine4ever:  But yes, Luke should be angry.
YourMoralLeader:  palestine is the funniest, shirl, you just have to give him time
Shirl:  time is of the essence
palestine4ever:  He was cast out by the protestants, and the Jews will never show him their secret handshakes.
palestine4ever:  He is probably the only man on this planet to take Dennis Praeger seriously, and Prager laughs at him.
palestine4ever:  This would make me angry.
YourMoralLeader:  yes
YourMoralLeader:  Shirl, P is the best. P, shirl is great.
YourMoralLeader:  Allah is great!
palestine4ever:  I’m pretty happy we don’t have Luke on tall buildings with a sniper rifle.
palestine4ever:  Shirl is probably great
YourMoralLeader:  Shirl, this is your new online home!
Shirl:  lol
palestine4ever:  Despite my frustration with your religion, I abide by your value judgments, Lucas.
YourMoralLeader:  gonna watch the last few minutes of There will be blood
palestine4ever:  Luke, I have a new theme song for you
Shirl:  i don’t care what religion people believe in, i take people as they are
palestine4ever:  There is truth there, Shirl
YourMoralLeader:  what’s the song?
palestine4ever:  But all the same, Luke is the poorest Jew in the world.
palestine4ever:  Here you go:
palestine4ever:  Sammy Hagar’s opus to Sly’s armwrestling movie
palestine4ever:  OVER THE TOP, LUKE
YourMoralLeader:  ok
palestine4ever:  It’s so goddamned awful that you must like it.
YourMoralLeader:  i love the abba song by that name
palestine4ever:  It’s got that whole Kenny Loggins/Dangerzone/80s bouffant hair thing that is the soundtrack of your life
Shirl:  lol
palestine4ever:  ROCK ON, LUKE.
YourMoralLeader:  shirl, what’s the soundtrack of your life
YourMoralLeader:  ?
palestine4ever:  Shirl, though it is not apparent, Luke is definitely Rocking On at this moment.
Shirl:  does he dance?
palestine4ever:  Is there a song in your head even when you’re not aware of it?
Shirl:  can’t see him, only his shadow
palestine4ever:  Like little passages when you’re walking down the street and the like?
palestine4ever:  GROOVE BABY!
Shirl:  go luke go
palestine4ever:  Luke is gettin’ his jack on
palestine4ever:  LUKE 2: HYMIE BOOGALOO
palestine4ever:  LUKE 2: ELECTRIC JEWGALOO
palestine4ever:  There we go, that’s the title.
palestine4ever:  So Shirl
palestine4ever:  What brings you to this armpit of the internet?
Shirl:  i wish i had luke’s energy
palestine4ever:  He was sick as a dog not 24 hours ago
Shirl:  it was just a spur of the moment boredom thing
palestine4ever:  I enjoy ending my night here. It’s like Bedtime with Luke, but not gay.
Shirl:  lol
Shirl:  where are you pal?
palestine4ever:  It’s also the greatest procrastination folly I’ve come across
palestine4ever:  The glorious midwest at this moment
palestine4ever:  ROCK ON, LUKE!
Shirl:  which part    state?
palestine4ever:  Chicago currently.
Shirl:  oh ok
palestine4ever:  Electric Jewgaloo: that will be your claim to fame.
palestine4ever:  That is, if you don’t mind being the Jewish William Hung.
palestine4ever:  It’s the end of the video that gets me
Shirl:  my daughter is in LA right now
Shirl:  she did a gig there
palestine4ever:  Sammy and Sly are about to throw down
Shirl:  she is going to Nashville to live for awhile
palestine4ever:  But they realize, hey, the power of rock unites us
Shirl:  she is a musicain/songwriter
palestine4ever:  Your daughter’s in country/western, Shirl?
Shirl:  no
Shirl:  she is more like Jewel or Cheryl Crowe
palestine4ever:  Luke may have some insights based upon his canny coverage of the entertainment industry.
palestine4ever:  Like he could ask her "What do you love and hate about being a singer/songwriter?"
Shirl:  is Luke the trustworthy type?
palestine4ever:  Actually, yes.
Shirl:  easy to say
palestine4ever:  I’ve had a huge problem with subletters here.
palestine4ever:  Luke would probably not only leave my condo in the condition it was in, it’d probably be better.
Shirl:  a neat freak huh?
palestine4ever:  Like he’d build some nice shelving or put in a Torah educational center or something
palestine4ever:  Nah, he keeps the small rules
palestine4ever:  (and breaks the big ones)
Shirl:  rules are made to be broken
palestine4ever:  Jails are made to be filled. 🙂
Shirl:  what is similar about a tornado in Texas and a divorce in Tennessee?
palestine4ever:  They both wind up with women’s underwear on the front lawn?
Shirl:  good one
palestine4ever:  Luke, I think you should work out a deal with these guys:
Shirl:  answer:  someone’s going to lose a trailer
palestine4ever:  They seem like quite moderate Nazis.
palestine4ever:  lol, good one
YourMoralLeader:  I don’t understand There Will Be Blood
YourMoralLeader:  what’s the moral?
palestine4ever:  Never seen it.
YourMoralLeader:  Please do and report back, it won the Oscar for best picture
Shirl:  what kind of keyboard is that, it looks like an accordian
palestine4ever:  Here’s a fun game
palestine4ever:  Go to and type in the name of your favorite movie
palestine4ever:  from the results, select "duration: long"
palestine4ever:  Chances are good that our future Chinese overlords have pirated it.
palestine4ever:  I’m serious, I’ve been catching up on everything I’ve missed with weird Chinese subtitles
YourMoralLeader:  whoa
YourMoralLeader:  This is not good for the Jews. Will have to tell the Elders about this.
palestine4ever:  HAHA, TAKE THAT JEWS.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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