palestine4ever: "r u afraid of emotional intimacy?"
Shirl: this is the first time i’ve been to easy streaming for months, i used to wander around in here a lot before
palestine4ever: Luke, don’t use txt msg shorthand in a heart-to-heart talk with the ladies
YourMoralLeader: hey arab
YourMoralLeader: from the heart
palestine4ever: I’m just trying, Luke, I’m trying…
palestine4ever: I will make an angry jihadi of you yet
Shirl: why anger?
palestine4ever: Luke should be angry.
palestine4ever: Hi Shirl
Shirl: hi pal
palestine4ever: But yes, Luke should be angry.
YourMoralLeader: palestine is the funniest, shirl, you just have to give him time
Shirl: time is of the essence
palestine4ever: He was cast out by the protestants, and the Jews will never show him their secret handshakes.
palestine4ever: He is probably the only man on this planet to take Dennis Praeger seriously, and Prager laughs at him.
palestine4ever: This would make me angry.
YourMoralLeader: Shirl, P is the best. P, shirl is great.
YourMoralLeader: Allah is great!
palestine4ever: I’m pretty happy we don’t have Luke on tall buildings with a sniper rifle.
palestine4ever: Shirl is probably great
YourMoralLeader: Shirl, this is your new online home!
palestine4ever: Despite my frustration with your religion, I abide by your value judgments, Lucas.
YourMoralLeader: gonna watch the last few minutes of There will be blood
palestine4ever: Luke, I have a new theme song for you
Shirl: i don’t care what religion people believe in, i take people as they are
palestine4ever: There is truth there, Shirl
YourMoralLeader: what’s the song?
palestine4ever: But all the same, Luke is the poorest Jew in the world.
palestine4ever: Here you go:
palestine4ever: Sammy Hagar’s opus to Sly’s armwrestling movie
palestine4ever: OVER THE TOP, LUKE
palestine4ever: It’s so goddamned awful that you must like it.
YourMoralLeader: i love the abba song by that name
palestine4ever: It’s got that whole Kenny Loggins/Dangerzone/80s bouffant hair thing that is the soundtrack of your life
palestine4ever: ROCK ON, LUKE.
YourMoralLeader: shirl, what’s the soundtrack of your life
palestine4ever: Shirl, though it is not apparent, Luke is definitely Rocking On at this moment.
Shirl: does he dance?
palestine4ever: Is there a song in your head even when you’re not aware of it?
Shirl: can’t see him, only his shadow
palestine4ever: Like little passages when you’re walking down the street and the like?
palestine4ever: GROOVE BABY!
Shirl: go luke go
palestine4ever: Luke is gettin’ his jack on
palestine4ever: LUKE 2: HYMIE BOOGALOO
palestine4ever: LUKE 2: ELECTRIC JEWGALOO
palestine4ever: There we go, that’s the title.
palestine4ever: So Shirl
palestine4ever: What brings you to this armpit of the internet?
Shirl: i wish i had luke’s energy
palestine4ever: He was sick as a dog not 24 hours ago
Shirl: it was just a spur of the moment boredom thing
palestine4ever: I enjoy ending my night here. It’s like Bedtime with Luke, but not gay.
Shirl: where are you pal?
palestine4ever: It’s also the greatest procrastination folly I’ve come across
palestine4ever: The glorious midwest at this moment
palestine4ever: ROCK ON, LUKE!
Shirl: which part state?
palestine4ever: Chicago currently.
Shirl: oh ok
palestine4ever: Electric Jewgaloo: that will be your claim to fame.
palestine4ever: That is, if you don’t mind being the Jewish William Hung.
palestine4ever: It’s the end of the video that gets me
Shirl: my daughter is in LA right now
Shirl: she did a gig there
palestine4ever: Sammy and Sly are about to throw down
Shirl: she is going to Nashville to live for awhile
palestine4ever: But they realize, hey, the power of rock unites us
Shirl: she is a musicain/songwriter
palestine4ever: Your daughter’s in country/western, Shirl?
Shirl: she is more like Jewel or Cheryl Crowe
palestine4ever: Luke may have some insights based upon his canny coverage of the entertainment industry.
palestine4ever: Like he could ask her "What do you love and hate about being a singer/songwriter?"
Shirl: is Luke the trustworthy type?
palestine4ever: Actually, yes.
Shirl: easy to say
palestine4ever: I’ve had a huge problem with subletters here.
palestine4ever: Luke would probably not only leave my condo in the condition it was in, it’d probably be better.
Shirl: a neat freak huh?
palestine4ever: Like he’d build some nice shelving or put in a Torah educational center or something
palestine4ever: Nah, he keeps the small rules
palestine4ever: (and breaks the big ones)
Shirl: rules are made to be broken
palestine4ever: Jails are made to be filled. 🙂
Shirl: what is similar about a tornado in Texas and a divorce in Tennessee?
palestine4ever: They both wind up with women’s underwear on the front lawn?
Shirl: good one
palestine4ever: Luke, I think you should work out a deal with these guys: http://reasonradionetwork.com/
Shirl: answer: someone’s going to lose a trailer
palestine4ever: They seem like quite moderate Nazis.
palestine4ever: lol, good one
YourMoralLeader: I don’t understand There Will Be Blood
YourMoralLeader: what’s the moral?
palestine4ever: Never seen it.
YourMoralLeader: Please do and report back, it won the Oscar for best picture
Shirl: what kind of keyboard is that, it looks like an accordian
palestine4ever: Here’s a fun game
palestine4ever: Go to video.google.com and type in the name of your favorite movie
palestine4ever: from the results, select "duration: long"
palestine4ever: Chances are good that our future Chinese overlords have pirated it.
palestine4ever: I’m serious, I’ve been catching up on everything I’ve missed with weird Chinese subtitles
YourMoralLeader: This is not good for the Jews. Will have to tell the Elders about this.
palestine4ever: HAHA, TAKE THAT JEWS.
palestine4ever: I AM DOWNLOADING NATIONAL SOCIALISM
"Luke Ford reports all of the 'juicy' quotes, and has been doing it for years." (Marc B. Shapiro)
"This guy knows all the gossip, the ins and outs, the lashon hara of the Orthodox world. He’s an [expert] in... all the inner workings of the Orthodox world." (Rabbi Aaron Rakeffet-Rothkoff)
"This generation's Hillel." (Nathan Cofnas)
"You are like the Howard Stern of the Alt Right." (Frame Game Radio)