I’m Nuts This Morning

Just completely bonkers.

I have kangaroos running loose in my top paddock.

You don’t want to miss this.

It’s streaming live on my cam:

CraigsList:  Good morning
CraigsList:  I can’t believe you make money off of this that justifies your time investment.
CraigsList:  Ten bucks a day is what – a fifth the minimum wage?
CraigsList:  This just is not the highest and best use of your time
CraigsList:  You need to put your life in my hands, and do what I say.  I want to be the Col. Parker to your Elvis.
CraigsList:  I want to make you the Elvis of bloggers
User CraigsList changed their name to CharlieTheAbo.
CharlieTheAbo:  My motto: "Every Abo needs a Jew and every Jew needs an Abo"
CharlieTheAbo:  I think Leah Kleim is trying to smoke me out.
YourMoralLeader:  hi
YourMoralLeader:  Plese help me
CharlieTheAbo:  You sound nuts this morning. What’s whith the grunting at the start of every message?
YourMoralLeader:  Communicating with the mother ship
CharlieTheAbo:  Have you gone scientological?
CharlieTheAbo:  Why do you grunt?
CharlieTheAbo:  Even we Abos don’t do that
CharlieTheAbo:  This is no way to make a living, and you don’t anyway, so why not try something different?
YourMoralLeader:  have faith, the TV show will come
CharlieTheAbo:  So say a bunch of Jews on the make
CharlieTheAbo:  "Don’t worry, Jesus, as soon as the Romans grab you, we’ll put up your bail money and sneak you into Persia."
CharlieTheAbo:  I want Leah Kleim in here

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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