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Bring Emma To America
I deserve some happiness in my old age. Click on the paypal button on the top left. All donaters of $100 or more will get a personal phone call from Emma while she’s live on her cam. We’re going to … Continue reading
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Tagged chick, Emma, entire college, first holiday, green tea, haha, Happiness, health hazard, jew, last detail, live cam chat, lmao, lool, Passover, paypal button, personal phone, phone call, potatoes, sarcasim, warrant
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I’m Live On My Cam!
Click here to join the fun! guest2: i have started the luke ford exercise regiment and i have officially lost 5 inches off my bust line. i am not too happy right now YourMoralLeader: oy ve YourMoralLeader: are you doing … Continue reading
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A Reader Just Sent Me A $1,000 Paypal Donation To Further My Ministry
So I’m on my live cam after a hard night learning Talmud, and I’m chatting on the phone and swigging my green tea and doing countless tasks while paying part-time attention to my chat, and after Guest 117 left, he … Continue reading
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Tagged countless tasks, followers, ford, ford fan, gentiles, going hollywood, green tea, guidance, hillary, Hollywood, live cam, luke ford, nbsp, obama, oy, part time, paypal, silence, talmud, time attention
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I Cammed All Night
My new Ultravision Quickcam from Logitech has night vision, so I left it on all night as I slept, or more particularly, did not sleep, afraid I’d do something obscene that would forever shame the Jewish people. My alarm went … Continue reading
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Tagged downside, fridge, green tea, hand towel, hes, hubble bubble toil and trouble, jub, jug, logitech, night vision, prophet, quickcam, quietstorm, rambam, shaking hands, small blessings, toil and trouble, tuesday morning, tzitzit, yhwh
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How Do I Stay In Such Amazing Shape?
Watch this every morning and you’ll lose your cottage cheese thighs. I’m working out live on my cam: Emma: Something in the milk guest125: what u up to luke Emma: Luke seriously Emma: The music Emma: LMAO! TORCHlight: hahhahahahahahahaaha TORCHlight: … Continue reading