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Bring Emma To America

I deserve some happiness in my old age. Click on the paypal button on the top left. All donaters of $100 or more will get a personal phone call from Emma while she’s live on her cam. We’re going to … Continue reading

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I’m Live On My Cam!

Click here to join the fun! guest2:  i have started the luke ford exercise regiment and i have officially lost 5 inches off my bust line. i am not too happy right now YourMoralLeader:  oy ve YourMoralLeader:  are you doing … Continue reading

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A Reader Just Sent Me A $1,000 Paypal Donation To Further My Ministry

So I’m on my live cam after a hard night learning Talmud, and I’m chatting on the phone and swigging my green tea and doing countless tasks while paying part-time attention to my chat, and after Guest 117 left, he … Continue reading

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I Cammed All Night

My new Ultravision Quickcam from Logitech has night vision, so I left it on all night as I slept, or more particularly, did not sleep, afraid I’d do something obscene that would forever shame the Jewish people. My alarm went … Continue reading

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How Do I Stay In Such Amazing Shape?

Watch this every morning and you’ll lose your cottage cheese thighs. I’m working out live on my cam: Emma:  Something in the milk guest125:  what u up to luke Emma:  Luke seriously Emma:  The music Emma:  LMAO! TORCHlight:  hahhahahahahahahaaha TORCHlight:  … Continue reading

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What Better Way To Get Back At Eliot Than To Hook Up With Luke At The Hovel?

Click here for my live cam and live chat with today’s leading thinkers: Client9:  Larry King is devoting the "full hour" to guys who boff Hookers Client9:  the poor poor wife looks sad and confused…she’s ready for Luke Client9:  what … Continue reading

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Live Cam Chat – The Closest You Can Get To Hell Without Being There, You Can Almost Smell The Sulfur

You don’t want to miss out. Come see the headquarters of Orthodox Judaism in Los Angeles and the keyboard that makes the rabbis shuckle in their prayers. What better way to prepare for Shabbat than trading inspiring stories with Your … Continue reading

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