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Buying Men Plants

From my live chat: guest63:  Now men are comparing women to dogs that we buy you balloons so "mark our territory"?  If we wanted to mark our territory, we would star decorating your apartments, or buy a plant so you … Continue reading

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Dear Rabbi,

…can we recruit her for our shul’s women’s minyan?  She would make a great Chazzanit! And this girl too, please. I’d come for every minyan and I’d daven with kavannah.

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At The Top Of Every Hour, I’m Gonna Pop A Balloon Until My Demands Are Met

From my live cam: Video palestine4ever:  This is literally music that terminally depressed housewives murder children to. BackToBlack:  i beg of you KILL ME palestine4ever:  I can see Andrea Yates putting on one of Luke’s Mellow Gold K-Tel records and … Continue reading

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I Turn 42 May 28

Stop by my chat room and wish me a happy birthday! LeahKleim:  I got pissed at x LeahKleim:  broke a buncha s**t LeahKleim:  busted windows LeahKleim:  smashed up his car and truck LeahKleim:  gashed my arm open on broken glass … Continue reading

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New Indiana Jones Flick Blows

ChaimAmalek:  Now, don’t bother seeing that new Indiana Jones movie.  It blows ChaimAmalek:  Nearly put me to sleep. palestine4ever:  does it palestine4ever:  Is it on a Star Trek IV level of suck? ChaimAmalek:  Sad reminder that old men (like me) … Continue reading

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‘Countersinning: How to Practice Jew-Jitsu on the Devil’

A young man came into my chat room seeking moral leadership. He lives in West Virginia with his friend and his wife. The Mrs. has been coming on to him. What should he do? In the short term, he should … Continue reading

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I Fear I’m A Lousy Lover

I’m watching the movie American Gangster. The cop, played by Russell Crowe, is making love to his lawyer while carrying her around a kitchen (she’s facing him with her knees around his hips, you get the picture?). He puts her … Continue reading

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I’m Live With Leah Kleim

Click here to join the fun. My Leah Kleim interview. LeahKleim:  gmorning sunshine LeahKleim:  can you help me YourMoralLeader:  work the stick ok? LeahKleim:  heck yeah YourMoralLeader:  you drove? LeahKleim:  oh no, not that stick LeahKleim:  I couldnt even start … Continue reading

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OMG It’s Jesus!!!

That’s the most common greeting I get these days in my chat room. I find it disconcerting. Here are the other greetings I receive in the order of their popularity: Ur ugly Grizzly Adams! Hey Fuzzy Wuzzy U need a … Continue reading

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Leah Kleim Live In My Chat Room

Click here to join the fun. adrianna:  hey lukey adrianna:  is that the one and only leah kleim there???? LeahKleim:  Yeah thats me adrianna:  woweee! i love love love ur blog! LeahKleim:  thanx adrianna:  i check it every day like … Continue reading

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