Rev. Des Joins My Chat Room

From my live chat:

ChaimAmalek:  I mean, if you meet a man and he has perfume on him, don’t you think "it seems that other women are into him and have slimed him with their scent, so maybe I should get me some of that"
YourMoralLeader:  yeah?
Emma:  I would think… (what a faggot)
ChaimAmalek:  I am hurt
Emma:  lol
Emma:  Sorry
Emma:  Keep doing it Chaim
Emma:  You may get lucky
ChaimAmalek:  How about having a box of sanitary napkins on the floor of my car?
Emma:  Wow
ChaimAmalek:  Emma, luck is where preparation meets opportunity
Emma:  You really are desperate
ChaimAmalek:  OK, I’m just kidding here….trolling for laughs
Emma:  Sure you are hun 😉
ChaimAmalek:  For starters, I do not own a car
ChaimAmalek:  But LUKE ows a van……
Emma:  Stick them to your trousers then
ChaimAmalek:  Emma, how do you feel about men who wear shorts
Emma:  I see nothing wrong with it
Emma:  Nothing much wrong with it
ChaimAmalek:  What about men in really short shorts
Emma:  Hmmm
Emma:  If they are wearing tight short shorts
Emma:  Not good…
ChaimAmalek:  Strike two against me
Emma:  No actually its wrong….
Emma:  Short shorts
User RevDesmondFord entered the room.
Emma:  Here we go……
ChaimAmalek:  Luke, you need to hold more press conferences
Emma:  Bless you.
RevDesmondFord:  i’m glad to see that somebody called my out my sinker of a son.
ChaimAmalek:  Rev, you seem to be a sturdy son of the Southern Cross.  How is it that your son turned out as he did?
ChaimAmalek:  After all, the apple does not fall far from the tree
RevDesmondFord:  i believe it started when he gave his mum cancer.
ChaimAmalek:  Not nice
ChaimAmalek:  I blame it all on his odd diet.
RevDesmondFord:  look at the little ponce now -playing dress up with his kipah. phony.
ChaimAmalek:  I mean, what Jew wont eat beef?
RevDesmondFord:  that is irrelevant as my ponce of a son is not, and never has been jewish.
RevDesmondFord:  his brother paul is much more successful.
ChaimAmalek:  One day soon he will be a celebrity and you will think differently of him
ChaimAmalek:  He’ll have a hot teenage wife, too
RevDesmondFord:  one day soon i’ll gut him from stem to stern.
YourMoralLeader:  Hi Dad
YourMoralLeader:  It’s been too long
RevDesmondFord:  Listen up, dunny Jim.
YourMoralLeader:  Floaters today, dad
RevDesmondFord:  BLOODY LIAR!
RevDesmondFord:  how does it feel to be a slimy, creepy little anti-Semite obsessively pretending to be Jewish, son?
RevDesmondFord:  i fair-dinkum enjoyed that chap’s indictment of you today.
RevDesmondFord:  he was dead on.
RevDesmondFord:  your misguided friend Emma should smarten up.
YourMoralLeader:  she’s my only joy, dad
Emma:  I couldnt get any smarter if I tried
RevDesmondFord:  your weak response to the truth: "Because it’s FUN!" i assume this is your "hee-hee" personality manifesting itself again, boy.
YourMoralLeader:  yes dad
YourMoralLeader:  Dont worry, I’ll crash soon and get all self-loathing
RevDesmondFord:  i should have beaten that out of you with a cricket bat when you were a child.
RevDesmondFord:  My boy has proved himself a great poofy poonagger!
YourMoralLeader:  is that bad?
RevDesmondFord:  look at that smug face, the phony "jewish" costume. you loathsome little anti-semitic twat, i ought to make you eat a burst toad.
Emma:  lol burst toad
YourMoralLeader:  You raised me a vegetarian, dad.
ChaimAmalek:  I say a man who attracts so much female interest cannot be a loser
melissa:  were u from urself
RevDesmondFord:  Listen, Emma, I’d crack a fat and rub you raw…with or without the frosty whole milk. My boy wouldn’t know what to do with it. Anyone seen the shots of him being whipped by a particularly loathsome trollop while he writhed in his tighty-whiteys? Ponce.
RevDesmondFord:  you still haven’t answered my question.
RevDesmondFord:  and Union is still right about you.
YourMoralLeader:  what’s the question?
RevDesmondFord:  how does it feel to be a slimy little anti-Semitic freak obsessively pretending to be Jewish?
YourMoralLeader:  good
cuntpunt:  RevDesmondFord, ever hear of hell?
cuntpunt:  you should go sometime…
RevDesmondFord:  please elaborate, boy. Let’s hear your excuse for this behavior.
cuntpunt:  are ytou his dad?
RevDesmondFord:  yes, i am Luke’s Dad. Not that I’m proud of it.
RevDesmondFord:   I’d like to stomp my silly poofter of son like a car tyre bursting a cane toad.
cuntpunt:  Do you realize that Luke is a celebrity to us and we dont like whem people come in and bash him
RevDesmondFord:  a "celebrity" for what reason, nancy? for his distinguished history of plagiarism, his shoddy pseudo-journalism, or his deranged anti-Semitic obsessions?
cuntpunt:  who is nancy?
YourMoralLeader:  I’m gonna watch the movie "Amazing Grace"
YourMoralLeader:  I feel like it is my story and our story, dad
RevDesmondFord:  my son hides like the coward he is.
YourMoralLeader:  I wish we could watch it together.
RevDesmondFord:  there’s my son’s hideous, leering face. i wish he’d just kept hiding.
cuntpunt:  he is beautiful
RevDesmondFord:   Holly Randall’s got a bum as big all outdoors, mate.
cuntpunt:  a man of such faith as yourself Rev should find the beauty of anyone, esp your son
RevDesmondFord:  listen to his effeminate cackling.
cuntpunt:  I Love You Luke
YourMoralLeader:  I love you too!
RevDesmondFord:  let’s discuss your pseudo-intellectual right-wing opinions, son.
YourMoralLeader:  I can’t help being effeminate
YourMoralLeader:  Yes dad?
QuixoticLass:  hey pops
YourMoralLeader:  I’m gonna run for US Senate in 2010 for CA? Will you be my spokesman?
QuixoticLass:  hahahahaha
RevDesmondFord:  My son listens to Air Supply. I listen to AC/DC. So does his brother Paul and his half-caste children.
RevDesmondFord:  i was well pleased to see the remarks from that gentleman on your website today.
RevDesmondFord:   Anybody seen Aussie celebrity chef Kylie Kwong? That slit-eyed sheila can slather my toast with vegemite any time.
User Cami left the room.
YourMoralLeader:  Dad, I’ve missed you so much. I wwant to be just like you.
RevDesmondFord:  my son thinks his self-published anti-semitic tracts make him a "celebrity."
RevDesmondFord:  what a c u n t you are, son.
cuntpunt:  aaaahhhhh
cuntpunt:  not very nice
RevDesmondFord:  "pseudo-intellectual ultra-right Nazi newspaper that presents itself as a legitimate intellectual exercise, but is really an attempt to connect half-truths in such a way as to provide one opportunity after another to introduce your own narrow world view.
RevDesmondFord:  SPOT ON, MATE!
RevDesmondFord:  This is not journalism. This slimy, slanderous, ugly, and unskillful. And I think your attempts to project something other is – to the trained eye – just another attempt to find an audience of untrained and moderate intelligence readers who will buy into
RevDesmondFord:  SPOT ON AGAIN!
RevDesmondFord:  well, my c u n t of a son, i’m glad there are a few people out there who see your obvious true nature.
RevDesmondFord:  i’m sure your flock of chat room retards will continue to bolster your needy little ego in the manner to which you feel entitled. c u n t.
RevDesmondFord:  One of these days, boy, I’ll show up on your doorstep, cuff you a great clout upon the ear, and proceed to stomp you flat…and then you’ll replace all the food you’ve stolen from the homeless–double–and then you’ll eat one of your own sinkers just for good measure.
RevDesmondFord:  This is not journalism. This is slimy, slanderous, ugly, and unskillful.
RevDesmondFord:  And I think your attempts to project something other is – to the trained eye – just another attempt to find an audience of untrained and moderate intelligence readers who will buy into your assertions and distortions as the "real deal."
RevDesmondFord:  SPOT ON!
guest78:  this room is one fooking mess
guest78:  your a pig luke
RevDesmondFord:  my swinish son is an impotent crackpot.
RevDesmondFord:  but i’m glad somebody called him out on his rot.
RevDesmondFord:  And I think your attempts to project something other is – to the trained eye – just another attempt to find an audience of untrained and moderate intelligence readers who will buy into your assertions and distortions as the "real deal."
guest78:  cleanup
RevDesmondFord:  This is not journalism. This is slimy, slanderous, ugly, and unskillful.
cuntpunt:  RevDesmondFord is blowing of steam in here towards Luke, because he not getting his c o c k sucked at home
RevDesmondFord:  i’m here to tell the truth – something which my son claims to seek.
RevDesmondFord:  UNION WAS RIGHT
cuntpunt:  he doesnt seem too receptive to you now does he?
RevDesmondFord:  tell us about Rabbi Union, son
RevDesmondFord:  that’s how my son copes with the truth: very selectively.
cuntpunt:  I dont understand why you would confront him in such a public place
RevDesmondFord:  what a pig.
guest78:  he dosent like the truth
RevDesmondFord:  he sure doesn’t, sunny Jim!
guest78:  what a messy pig
RevDesmondFord:   Jim Dumps was a most unfriendly man, Who lived his life on the hermit plan; In his gloomy way he’d gone through life, And made the most of woe and strife; Till Force one day was served to him / Since then they’ve called him "Sunny Jim." 
guest78:  i bet he smells
RevDesmondFord:  hey, c**t!
cuntpunt:  yes, satan?
guest78:  lol
RevDesmondFord:  i’m addressing my son.
cuntpunt:  but that is my name
RevDesmondFord:  pseudo-intellectual ultra-right Nazi newspaper that presents itself as a legitimate intellectual exercise, but is really an attempt to connect half-truths in such a way as to provide one opportunity after another to introduce your own narrow world view."
RevDesmondFord:  FAIR-DINKUM RIGHT!
cuntpunt:  why do you keep repeating yourself Rev, you hit the bong too much today?
RevDesmondFord:  I’ll continue to repeat those words until my son acknowledges the truth.
RevDesmondFord:  notice how he turns away
guest78:  cant look us in the eye
RevDesmondFord:  what a sickening slob.
guest78:  ewww
RevDesmondFord:  Perhaps, had you actually graduated from college, and developed the skills appropriate to journalistic integrity, you might have been better able to balance the "darker" stuff you love to dwell upon, and balance that out with real insightful conclusions
RevDesmondFord:  rather than the spurious ones you make with gleeful abandon.
RevDesmondFord:  your entire act springs from your resentment – at not being accepted by real journalists, at being reviled by even the porn industry, at your failure with women, your Mum’s death from the cancer you gave her in the womb…
guest78:  no wonder he never go married
RevDesmondFord:   I should have throttled you at birth. To my shame, I let your dead mother talk me out of it.  I regret it to this very day. But I’ve got an abo bull-roarer that I’ll use to great effect when i see you, boy.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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