Emma: How is your day going Chaimy?
ChaimAmalek: Like any of my post-sexual days
YourMoralLeader: did she make a slur?
YourMoralLeader: How are things in Hymie town?
ChaimAmalek: (Luke, I fear she’s another Jew hating antisemite….like all hot shiksas…doing this only to spite the Jewish woman!)
Emma: lol… I dont hate jews
YourMoralLeader: prove it to this jew!
Emma: Jes are freinds
ChaimAmalek: Things are quiet in NY. We have our shvartzes under control
ChaimAmalek: Of course, it might be the quiet before the storm, much like India before the great Sepoy Rebellion
ChaimAmalek: You can never tell what those people are thinking. Just look at Rev. Wright
ChaimAmalek: Luke, is it too soon for you to begin thinking about Miley Cyrus?
ChaimAmalek: About how you would bring her closer to God?
YourMoralLeader: who dat?
ChaimAmalek: See Emma, he exists on a higher plane.
ChaimAmalek: I am trying to package Luke for reality TV, but that’s the problem
Emma: Package him?
ChaimAmalek: Sell him as a concept to the Jews who run television
YourMoralLeader: What’s the problem?
ChaimAmalek: They say he is not authentic enough
ChaimAmalek: Or they want to tart it up with slutty females
ChaimAmalek: I want it kept on a higher plane
YourMoralLeader: Emma’s as tarty as I wll go
ChaimAmalek: Gawker has an interesting article about a Dartmouth lecturer who is suing . . . her students for being racist and violating Title 7
ChaimAmalek: Emma, I admit that even though I am postsexual, I still try to fool the ladies into thinkingI got game. So when I go out, I sometimes wear women’s perfume so that women willthink I am dating women. I ask you as a disinterested third party, how effectiv
ChaimAmalek: is that strategy?
Emma: Its pathetic
ChaimAmalek: You sure?
YourMoralLeader: That is pathetic
YourMoralLeader: do you smear lipstick on your cheek too?
ChaimAmalek: I mean, if you meet a man and he has perfume on him, don’t you think "it seems that other women are into him and have slimed him with their scent, so maybe I should get me some of that"
Emma: I would think… (what a faggot)
ChaimAmalek: I am hurt
Emma: Keep doing it Chaim
Emma: You may get lucky
ChaimAmalek: How about having a box of sanitary napkins on the floor of my car?
ChaimAmalek: Emma, luck is where preparation meets opportunity
Emma: You really are desperate
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