I deserve some happiness in my old age.
Click on the paypal button on the top left. All donaters of $100 or more will get a personal phone call from Emma while she’s live on her cam.
We’re going to bring her out here in June, please G-d.
From my live cam chat:
Emma: I will bring plenty of poatos for you Luke
guest6: enough potatoes to feed 8 kids +
Emma: My parents don’t like technology
guest6: do they like potatoes?
Emma: Yes they like potatoes
Emma: hmm… they would want to know every last detail
guest6: emma big birthday plans next month?
Emma: No plans yet
Emma: Do you want to see me Luke? If you do I won’t be saying I met a guy off the internet haha
Emma: Oh I dunno.. I will think of something
Emma: I have an idea
Emma: My sister could come… and I could say it’s our first holiday to L.A!!!!!!!!
Emma: lmao sarcasim
Emma: Yeah I bring my dogs too
Emma: I dunno I haven’t been able to see her
Emma: She is getting an op
Emma: It’s complicated
Emma: Yeah Luke sure I could
YML: Tell your parents that your entire college class is going to LA for the summer
Emma: With a free 41 year old for every student
Emma: More like I will be your singing coach
Emma: lol free jew
Emma: Green tea – great for your skin
PUBLICHEALTHDEPARTMENT: OPEN UP!
YourMoralLeader: is there a problem here?
PUBLICHEALTHDEPARTMENT: HEY BUSTER OPEN UP!
PUBLICHEALTHDEPARTMENT: WE GOT A WARRANT
PUBLICHEALTHDEPARTMENT: GET THE CHICK OUTTA HERE
PUBLICHEALTHDEPARTMENT: THIS PLACE IS A HEALTH HAZARD
PUBLICHEALTHDEPARTMENT: HOW MANY PEOPLE LIVE HERE?
PUBLICHEALTHDEPARTMENT: WE GOTTA DELOUSE THE WHOLE PLACE
PUBLICHEALTHDEPARTMENT: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING
YourMoralLeader: it’s clean in here
YourMoralLeader: I cleaned for passover
PUBLICHEALTHDEPARTMENT: BUT IT MAY HARM YOUR DEFENCE
PUBLICHEALTHDEPARTMENT: WHAT’S A NICE JEWISH BOY DOING IN A DUMP LIKE THIS?
YourMoralLeader: I’m poor
PUBLICHEALTHDEPARTMENT: THAT’S NO EXCUSE
PUBLICHEALTHDEPARTMENT: MOSES WAS POOR
PUBLICHEALTHDEPARTMENT: HE LED US OUT OF SLAVERY – HE DIDNT BUM AROUND SOME DUMP ALL DAY
PUBLICHEALTHDEPARTMENT: I HOPE WE DON’T FIND ANYTHING WE SHOULDN’T
PUBLICHEALTHDEPARTMENT: WHERE IS THE CHICK?
PUBLICHEALTHDEPARTMENT: WE NEED TO QUESTION HER
PUBLICHEALTHDEPARTMENT: WE GOT 235 INFRINGEMENTS OF HEALTH LAWS
YourMoralLeader: she’s getting me some matza
PUBLICHEALTHDEPARTMENT: GET HER HERE NOW
PUBLICHEALTHDEPARTMENT: AND SOME DODGY OLD VIDEOS]
PUBLICHEALTHDEPARTMENT: AY YAY YAY
PUBLICHEALTHDEPARTMENT: LISTEN WE WILL BE BACK LATER
Emma: It takes 7 weeks to process a passport
QuixoticLass: so I really do need an au pair…I just can’t pay you, what do you say?
QuixoticLass: a little indentured servitude?
QuixoticLass: YML will tell you tis hard work caring for my midget army
YourMoralLeader: Emma, just tell your parents you’ll be working the summer in LA and I’ll be your baby