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My Video Technique Indicates Advanced Parkinsons
Joe:good. but next time, don’t film the demon in the ceiling Luzdedos1: ok Joe:bro, i love you. you know that. but I’m not happy with the video results. i’m worried you may have parkinson’s. You are very very young to … Continue reading
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Celebrating The Fourth Of July Chinese Style
A friend calls. "What are you doing for the fourth?" Luke: "No plans." Friend: "You and Ming Ho aren’t going to sell state secrets to the Chinese? It’d be the time to do it. Empty parking lot in Monterey Park. … Continue reading
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The Perils Of Yellow Fever
Cathedral City, just outside Monterey Park. I’m to meet Ming Ho’s father at his dry cleaners. A cloud of steam erupts from his press as I walk in. "Mr. Kim, so very good to meet you," I say. "Could I … Continue reading
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