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Tag Archives: chat room
Ode to the Moral Leader
I made friends through my chat room with a music composer. I asked him to write an ode for me, an "Ode to the Moral Leader." He did: I received this ode via email while I was reading a book by … Continue reading
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Woman <-------
I’ve had a live cam with a chat room for the past few months and I’ve learned to sniff out which chatters are female. Women writes things like this: me <—– chopped liver? *gasp* *giggle* *hides eyes*
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All I Need Is A Little Attention
I came home this afternoon feeling down. So down I made a video elucidating all the reasons I hate myself. But now I feel like a million bucks. Why? Because I’m about to eat split pea soup and I got … Continue reading
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What Makes A Man Angrier? Sex Deprivation Or Sleep Deprivation?
From my chat room: guest8: luke r u depressed that your bd is over? DiscoDuck: he doesn;t look good guest8: he has a hangover or a hangnail guest8: where are the balloons ?? did you pop them? YourMoralLeader: many of … Continue reading
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I Turn 42 May 28
Stop by my chat room and wish me a happy birthday! LeahKleim: I got pissed at x LeahKleim: broke a buncha s**t LeahKleim: busted windows LeahKleim: smashed up his car and truck LeahKleim: gashed my arm open on broken glass … Continue reading
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