Tag Archives: chat room

Ode to the Moral Leader

I made friends through my chat room with a music composer. I asked him to write an ode for me, an "Ode to the Moral Leader." He did: I received this ode via email while I was reading a book by … Continue reading

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Woman <-------

I’ve had a live cam with a chat room for the past few months and I’ve learned to sniff out which chatters are female. Women writes things like this: me <—– chopped liver? *gasp* *giggle* *hides eyes*

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All I Need Is A Little Attention

I came home this afternoon feeling down. So down I made a video elucidating all the reasons I hate myself. But now I feel like a million bucks. Why? Because I’m about to eat split pea soup and I got … Continue reading

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What Makes A Man Angrier? Sex Deprivation Or Sleep Deprivation?

From my chat room: guest8:  luke r u depressed that your bd is over? DiscoDuck:  he doesn;t look good guest8:  he has a hangover or a hangnail guest8:  where are the balloons ??  did you pop them? YourMoralLeader:  many of … Continue reading

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I Turn 42 May 28

Stop by my chat room and wish me a happy birthday! LeahKleim:  I got pissed at x LeahKleim:  broke a buncha s**t LeahKleim:  busted windows LeahKleim:  smashed up his car and truck LeahKleim:  gashed my arm open on broken glass … Continue reading

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‘Countersinning: How to Practice Jew-Jitsu on the Devil’

A young man came into my chat room seeking moral leadership. He lives in West Virginia with his friend and his wife. The Mrs. has been coming on to him. What should he do? In the short term, he should … Continue reading

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‘I Want To Be 1 With You’

That was a line from my chat room today. It was so pithy and eloquent, I want to appropriate it. I’m not much of a mystic, but that woman’s hunger for union with G-d (for that was what she truly … Continue reading

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What Happens When You Lock A Healthy Guy In A Hovel With God As His Only Companion?

Click here to find out. guest140:  made the mistake of signing up to a chat room guest140:  what i thought was friendly, innocent chat turned out to be a room crowded with desperate perverts russiandragon:  yes luke IS the prince … Continue reading

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OMG It’s Jesus!!!

That’s the most common greeting I get these days in my chat room. I find it disconcerting. Here are the other greetings I receive in the order of their popularity: Ur ugly Grizzly Adams! Hey Fuzzy Wuzzy U need a … Continue reading

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Leah Kleim Live In My Chat Room

Click here to join the fun. adrianna:  hey lukey adrianna:  is that the one and only leah kleim there???? LeahKleim:  Yeah thats me adrianna:  woweee! i love love love ur blog! LeahKleim:  thanx adrianna:  i check it every day like … Continue reading

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