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Tag Archives: hovel
I Had A Nervous Breakdown Live On My Cam
I got a fit of the giggles while trying to do my voice exercises and imagining what it would be like for a nice Jewish girl to go on a date with her moral leader. Video I plan to have … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged balloons, big brother, dark voice, Emma, ennis, frustration, having sex, hovel, jewish girl, laughter, madness, moral leader, nbsp, nervous breakdown, plants, prime entertainment, punt, roadrunner, tickles, voice exercises
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Women Marking Their Territory
My hovel is filled with happy birthday balloons. I’m trying to understand why. A secret source posts: I don’t think that person wants balloons on her birthday. She was probably just trying to mark her territory. Like leaving a big … Continue reading
Posted in Dating
Tagged boilers, bunny rabbit, cam chat, carpet, dogs, earrings, fatal attraction, fatal attraction movie, fingerprints, garlic, glenn close, happy birthday balloons, hickey, hovel, jewelry, la times, leah, michael douglas, obit, pool of blood, rabbit, rsquo, secret source, toothbrush
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Leah Kleim’s Tantrum In The Monsey Snow
From my live cam: KhunDiddy: the usual turgid tunes are being played at The Hovel… RussianDragon: it’s so sweet and sticky palestine4ever: I can perfectly imagine Luke cutting a woman up with a hacksaw as he listens to this song … Continue reading
Posted in Leah Kleim, Personal
Tagged bitter cold, f king, great music, gun to your head, hacksaw, hotel california, hovel, jewish thing, jim croce, jim croce song, Leah Kleim, memory sticks, mistaken belief, perfect suicide, plastic bags, slacks, tantrum, temp down, unpleasant surprise, whay
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Materialism & Jewish Life
I was just talking to someone looking for a Modern Orthodox Jewish community that wasn’t too materialistic. As long as I’ve been Jewish — 15 years — I’ve been poor. I’ve never been treated badly because of it. On the … Continue reading
Posted in Jews, Orthodoxy
Tagged attractive woman, countless occasions, friday night service, goys, hot chix, hot sex, hovel, humiliation, jewish life, Jews, materialism, new suit, nice stuff, orthodox jewish community, peers, poverty, privilege, shabbos, social ladder, suit store
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I Fear I’m A Lousy Lover
I’m watching the movie American Gangster. The cop, played by Russell Crowe, is making love to his lawyer while carrying her around a kitchen (she’s facing him with her knees around his hips, you get the picture?). He puts her … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged american gangster, amp, beauties, cop, counter top, crashing to the floor, damsel, fuddy duddy, god and state, hips, hotel clerk, hovel, kitchens, knees, lawyer, lousy lover, love life, making love, nbsp, passion, russell crowe, terrible thing, vital component
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Who Wants To Watch Movies With Me?
I’m so very tired. Exhausted tired, not sleepy tired. It’s gloomy out and gloomy in. My hovel smells of the wintergreen oil I put on my aching elbows. I’ve been to the video store and I’ve got: * The first … Continue reading
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Tagged american gangster, brokeback mountain, downfall, elbows, hitler, hovel, kite runner, living in a box, lust caution, presence, rabbi, video store, wintergreen oil
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What Happens When You Lock A Healthy Guy In A Hovel With God As His Only Companion?
Click here to find out. guest140: made the mistake of signing up to a chat room guest140: what i thought was friendly, innocent chat turned out to be a room crowded with desperate perverts russiandragon: yes luke IS the prince … Continue reading
Your Moral Leader’s Backdoor Guide To Los Angeles: ‘You Haven’t Done L.A. Until You’ve Done Luke Ford!’
Joe emails: Another idea related to Delice a bit: LUKEAPALOOZA, the multi-media tour of Luke Ford’s LA! Beginning with lunch at Luke’s favorite French bistro, climb into the original LUKE FORD SERIAL KILLER VAN (TM) and watch Luke’s life come … Continue reading
Posted in Los Angeles, Personal
Tagged amy alkon, celebrities, daven, establishments, ford, french restaurant, hovel, kickback, luke ford, lunch, Mickey Kaus, moral leader, no doubt, rent party, s webcam, sandra, serial killer, sympathy, tour guests, wisdom
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Why Do We Give Other People What We Want?
I’m sitting in my hovel surrounded by freakin’ balloons. Everywhere I go — which isn’t far in here — I’m tripping over and colliding with balloons. They’re big and bright and blue and they’re wishing me a happy birthday. They’re … Continue reading →