I Had A Nervous Breakdown Live On My Cam

I got a fit of the giggles while trying to do my voice exercises and imagining what it would be like for a nice Jewish girl to go on a date with her moral leader. Video

I plan to have more such spontaneous and uncontrollable breakdowns live on my cam every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 5:30 p.m. sharp.

Jane emails: "I never saw myself as one to refer to you as many others do.. for some unexplained reason…in the 3rd person…Luke is this,Luke is that…hey,he’s drinking tea,now he’s sunbathing,look- he’s working out,what a rebel he is… blah, blah!"

SexyPervert:  Who wants Luke to tape his life 24/7?
SexyPervert:  It’s somehow fascinating.
guest71:  Big Brother in the Hovel!
SexyPervert:  Imagine him saying all this and his noises right before sex
mee:  please noooooooooooo
guest71:  Buy her balloons
SexyPervert:  Plants last longer
guest71:  then kill them
SexyPervert:  It’s the stress Luke!  Don’t kill the football too!
Emma:  What happened to his ball?
SexyPervert:  Punt up sxual frustration?
SexyPervert:  What is he laughing at??
SexyPervert:  It’s that laughter right before someone loses their mind.
Ennis:  i know it well
Emma:  You people are killin him.
SexyPervert:  He’s beat red.
mee:  is ther any hope for him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SexyPervert:  *tickles Luke some more*
SexyPervert:  HE’S TALKING ABOUT ME!
Ennis:  wiping eyes
roadrunner:  hahahahaha
SexyPervert:  He’s gone on and just lost it now!
Emma:  This is prime entertainment
roadrunner:  hurts dont it
Emma:  First sign of madness….
mee:  lost it years ago
SexyPervert:  Did the sound go?  He’s talking in a deep dark voice now.
SexyPervert:  I can’t imagine what he sounds like having sex!
mee:  GOD WHATS HAPPENED TO HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mee:  hes going to have a breakdown or something

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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