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I Had A Nervous Breakdown Live On My Cam
I got a fit of the giggles while trying to do my voice exercises and imagining what it would be like for a nice Jewish girl to go on a date with her moral leader. Video I plan to have … Continue reading
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Tagged balloons, big brother, dark voice, Emma, ennis, frustration, having sex, hovel, jewish girl, laughter, madness, moral leader, nbsp, nervous breakdown, plants, prime entertainment, punt, roadrunner, tickles, voice exercises
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At The Top Of Every Hour, I’m Gonna Pop A Balloon Until My Demands Are Met
From my live cam: Video palestine4ever: This is literally music that terminally depressed housewives murder children to. BackToBlack: i beg of you KILL ME palestine4ever: I can see Andrea Yates putting on one of Luke’s Mellow Gold K-Tel records and … Continue reading
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Tagged agony, andrea yates, balloon, balloons, beard, bladder, blue eyes, compilation, e card, every ten minutes, gonna pop, haircut, hell, housewives, k tel, lector, live cam, mellow gold, murder children, murderer, Music, nbsp, sweatpants, tap, tv commercials
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Why Do We Give Other People What We Want?
I’m sitting in my hovel surrounded by freakin’ balloons. Everywhere I go — which isn’t far in here — I’m tripping over and colliding with balloons. They’re big and bright and blue and they’re wishing me a happy birthday. They’re … Continue reading →