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Women Marking Their Territory
My hovel is filled with happy birthday balloons. I’m trying to understand why. A secret source posts: I don’t think that person wants balloons on her birthday. She was probably just trying to mark her territory. Like leaving a big … Continue reading
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Tagged boilers, bunny rabbit, cam chat, carpet, dogs, earrings, fatal attraction, fatal attraction movie, fingerprints, garlic, glenn close, happy birthday balloons, hickey, hovel, jewelry, la times, leah, michael douglas, obit, pool of blood, rabbit, rsquo, secret source, toothbrush
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The Other Woman
"Woman, why do you keep putting garlic in everything?" I bellow. "You don’t want me to be attractive to other women." "Why do you want to be attractive to other women?" she says. "I need the affirmation." "I want you … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged affirmation, being the other woman, bit of fun, conventional morality, funny business, garlic, graven images, gum, lithium, little bit, mitzvot, monogamy, monotheism, moral code, nice music, one god, poets, secular studies, sexy music, streamlined version, teenage girl, Torah
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