Tag Archives: hot chix

First, Craigslist Came For The Prostitutes

And I remained silent. I was not a prostitute.. When Craigslist came for the hate speech, I remained silent; I wasn’t a hater. Then Craigslist flagged and removed my posting in Gigs for “Wanted: “Hot Chix For Torah Talk!” There … Continue reading

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Hot Chix

“I was reading your blog,” she said. “So you want to get married?” “Yes,” I said. “What age range are you looking for?” “Oh,” I said, “thirty to forty.” “When you wrote about looking around the audience for hot chix, … Continue reading

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I’m Ready To Release My Own Line Of Yoga Videos

I’m a certified instructor in mystical yoga. All I need is enough hot chix to fill the hovel, all wearing spandex and attentive expressions. I’ll talk for a few minutes about spirituality and then launch into a provocative series of … Continue reading

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‘Don’t You Want To Marry Someone Jewish?’

Havdalah. Four hot chix hold the candle. My friend Susie* says, "Raise it up high to the height of your bashert." She turns to me and says, "How tall are you?" She raises her hand to the height of the … Continue reading

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‘Lyn, You Gotta Help Me’

I stagger into physical therapist Lyn Paul Taylor‘s office this afternoon. Jo the Hot Filipina shows me to my room. Lyn (join me on his Facebook Fan group) comes in and I wail: "You gotta help me. I’m a wreck. … Continue reading

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What If Sanskrit Prayers Are The Most Powerful?

I prayed to Jesus Christ for about 20 years and it did jack for me. I was still a virgin. The Dallas Cowboys did not win a superbowl after 1978 until 1992. I was alone. I was deformed morally and … Continue reading

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Danielle Berrin Talks About Hard-Hitting Jewish Journalism

I am a bad man. (Complete Video) I am a bad man who had no intention of driving to the Valley tonight for a "Taste of Limmud." I am a bad man who had no intention of driving to the … Continue reading

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Materialism & Jewish Life

I was just talking to someone looking for a Modern Orthodox Jewish community that wasn’t too materialistic. As long as I’ve been Jewish — 15 years — I’ve been poor. I’ve never been treated badly because of it. On the … Continue reading

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