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Tag Archives: hot chix
First, Craigslist Came For The Prostitutes
And I remained silent. I was not a prostitute.. When Craigslist came for the hate speech, I remained silent; I wasn’t a hater. Then Craigslist flagged and removed my posting in Gigs for “Wanted: “Hot Chix For Torah Talk!” There … Continue reading
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Tagged blokes, craigslist, hate speech, hot chicks, hot chix, lukeisback
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Hot Chix
“I was reading your blog,” she said. “So you want to get married?” “Yes,” I said. “What age range are you looking for?” “Oh,” I said, “thirty to forty.” “When you wrote about looking around the audience for hot chix, … Continue reading
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Tagged correct answer, half the time, hot chix, moral law, older woman, simple man
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I’m Ready To Release My Own Line Of Yoga Videos
I’m a certified instructor in mystical yoga. All I need is enough hot chix to fill the hovel, all wearing spandex and attentive expressions. I’ll talk for a few minutes about spirituality and then launch into a provocative series of … Continue reading
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Tagged hot chix, hovel, paypal, provocative series, vids, wearing spandex
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‘Don’t You Want To Marry Someone Jewish?’
Havdalah. Four hot chix hold the candle. My friend Susie* says, "Raise it up high to the height of your bashert." She turns to me and says, "How tall are you?" She raises her hand to the height of the … Continue reading
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Tagged bashert, friend susie, hot chix, top of my head
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