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Tag Archives: presence
Who Wants To Watch Movies With Me?
I’m so very tired. Exhausted tired, not sleepy tired. It’s gloomy out and gloomy in. My hovel smells of the wintergreen oil I put on my aching elbows. I’ve been to the video store and I’ve got: * The first … Continue reading
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Tagged american gangster, brokeback mountain, downfall, elbows, hitler, hovel, kite runner, living in a box, lust caution, presence, rabbi, video store, wintergreen oil
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OMG It’s Jesus!!!
That’s the most common greeting I get these days in my chat room. I find it disconcerting. Here are the other greetings I receive in the order of their popularity: Ur ugly Grizzly Adams! Hey Fuzzy Wuzzy U need a … Continue reading
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Tagged chat room, common greeting, fuzzy wuzzy, greetings, grizzly adams, hook up, hospice, jesus, nbsp, popularity, presence, tefillin, translation, Truth, waves
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Should Lukeford.net Be Short & Concise Like My Davening? Even During Coitus, I’m Dictating New Commentaries
From my live chat: YourMoralLeader: hi Emma! YourMoralLeader: I’m a sensual semite! Emma: Hey Luke! YourMoralLeader: hi YourMoralLeader: what have i missed? Emma: Nothing… it’s dead in here without you. YourMoralLeader: aww YourMoralLeader: i thought it was dead without you … Continue reading