Tag Archives: presence

Who Wants To Watch Movies With Me?

I’m so very tired. Exhausted tired, not sleepy tired. It’s gloomy out and gloomy in. My hovel smells of the wintergreen oil I put on my aching elbows. I’ve been to the video store and I’ve got: * The first … Continue reading

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OMG It’s Jesus!!!

That’s the most common greeting I get these days in my chat room. I find it disconcerting. Here are the other greetings I receive in the order of their popularity: Ur ugly Grizzly Adams! Hey Fuzzy Wuzzy U need a … Continue reading

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Living in the Presence of G-d

Religion is totalitarian. It wants to take over all of your life, even how you make love to your wife. Yeah, the rabbis say you should carry the consciousness of G-d into the bedroom and when that special time comes, … Continue reading

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Should Lukeford.net Be Short & Concise Like My Davening? Even During Coitus, I’m Dictating New Commentaries

From my live chat: YourMoralLeader:  hi Emma! YourMoralLeader:  I’m a sensual semite! Emma:  Hey Luke! YourMoralLeader:  hi YourMoralLeader:  what have i missed? Emma:  Nothing… it’s dead in here without you. YourMoralLeader:  aww YourMoralLeader:  i thought it was dead without you … Continue reading

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