"Luke Ford reports all of the 'juicy' quotes, and has been doing it for years." (Marc B. Shapiro)
"This guy knows all the gossip, the ins and outs, the lashon hara of the Orthodox world. He’s an [expert] in... all the inner workings of the Orthodox world." (Rabbi Aaron Rakeffet-Rothkoff)
"This generation's Hillel." (Nathan Cofnas)
Tag Archives: leah
I Found Six Hairs On My Chest!
This morning’s shower was very exciting. LQ emails: Does the six refer to the number of days on which we may do Malachah or is it the number of times either Monica O or Rabbi Ally will turn you down … Continue reading
How’s Leah Kleim Holding Up?
Her sister died of a drug overdose last week. I email her: "How are you holding up?" She replies: "THINGS R NOT HOLDING UP, ITS ALL GOOD." Luke: "What do you mean not holding up?" She replies: "just not. my … Continue reading
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Women Marking Their Territory
My hovel is filled with happy birthday balloons. I’m trying to understand why. A secret source posts: I don’t think that person wants balloons on her birthday. She was probably just trying to mark her territory. Like leaving a big … Continue reading
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I Turn 42 May 28
Stop by my chat room and wish me a happy birthday! LeahKleim: I got pissed at x LeahKleim: broke a buncha s**t LeahKleim: busted windows LeahKleim: smashed up his car and truck LeahKleim: gashed my arm open on broken glass … Continue reading
Posted in Leah Kleim, Personal Tagged admirers, anger management, asthma, bandits, birthday card, breasts, broken glass, chat room, critical acclaim, dry humor, f king, happy birthday, hot body, jewish community, ked, leah, leahkleim, levi, literary endeavors, lol, nbsp, nice ass, passtime, pax, rage, rough sex, tits and ass Comments Off on I Turn 42 May 28
Chaim Amalek, Leah Kleim Live In My Chatroom
Click here to join the fun. YourMoralLeader: what’s new Leah, how’s life with the goyim? when do you return to the hood? LeahKleim: life with the goyim sux LeahKleim: 2 weeks is what Ive been saying for 2 and a … Continue reading
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