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Tag Archives: hips
The Sickest Feeling
The sickest feeling is when you are talking to a woman and you suddenly realize that she hates talking to you, she fears talking to you, she is only talking to you to be polite, so it won’t be awkward … Continue reading
Teaching Hip Hop To Orthodox Jewish Girls
There’s a dance academy in Beverly Hills that has a class for Orthodox girls. They’re all covered up and they’re not allowed to move their hips. Yet they had a class in Hip Hop. Imagine doing hip hop dancing without … Continue reading
Posted in Dance
Tagged Beverly Hills, dance academy, hip hop dancing, hips, jewish girls
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Let It Rain!
I love the rain because I have a home that’s safe and warm. When I need to walk outside, my friend lets me borrow his umbrella. Then, this week, something happened. My friend told me to get my own umbrella. … Continue reading
I Fear I’m A Lousy Lover
I’m watching the movie American Gangster. The cop, played by Russell Crowe, is making love to his lawyer while carrying her around a kitchen (she’s facing him with her knees around his hips, you get the picture?). He puts her … Continue reading
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Tagged american gangster, amp, beauties, cop, counter top, crashing to the floor, damsel, fuddy duddy, god and state, hips, hotel clerk, hovel, kitchens, knees, lawyer, lousy lover, love life, making love, nbsp, passion, russell crowe, terrible thing, vital component
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