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The Sickest Feeling

The sickest feeling is when you are talking to a woman and you suddenly realize that she hates talking to you, she fears talking to you, she is only talking to you to be polite, so it won’t be awkward … Continue reading

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Teaching Hip Hop To Orthodox Jewish Girls

There’s a dance academy in Beverly Hills that has a class for Orthodox girls. They’re all covered up and they’re not allowed to move their hips. Yet they had a class in Hip Hop. Imagine doing hip hop dancing without … Continue reading

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Let It Rain!

I love the rain because I have a home that’s safe and warm. When I need to walk outside, my friend lets me borrow his umbrella. Then, this week, something happened. My friend told me to get my own umbrella. … Continue reading

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I Fear I’m A Lousy Lover

I’m watching the movie American Gangster. The cop, played by Russell Crowe, is making love to his lawyer while carrying her around a kitchen (she’s facing him with her knees around his hips, you get the picture?). He puts her … Continue reading

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