Tag Archives: cam chat

Women Marking Their Territory

My hovel is filled with happy birthday balloons. I’m trying to understand why. A secret source posts: I don’t think that person wants balloons on her birthday. She was probably just trying to mark her territory. Like leaving a big … Continue reading

Posted in Dating | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Women Marking Their Territory

The Rabbi And The Wanker

I’m working on a top secret somewhat autobiographical novel about a not-so-young man working out his mishegos before he gets thrown out of the last Modern Orthodox shul within walking distance. How do you like it so far? I’m open … Continue reading

Posted in Personal | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on The Rabbi And The Wanker

Stop The Hymen Holocaust!

It’s my favorite name for a punk rock band. They are pretty hardcore. Check them out on YouTube. Here’s their myspace and website. These guys will be my Air Supply for the new millenia. I am disturbed, however, by this … Continue reading

Posted in Hymen Holocaust, Music | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Stop The Hymen Holocaust!

I’m Getting Spanked In My Chat Room By Someone Claiming To Be My Dad

Live in my cam chat: guest30:  Luke, this is your dad, the Reverend Dsmond Ford. Attention whoring again, I see? guest30:  Is Wayne Cherry under your desk fellating you? guest30:  Perhaps inserting a tube of Vegemite where the sun doesn’t … Continue reading

Posted in Personal | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on I’m Getting Spanked In My Chat Room By Someone Claiming To Be My Dad

I’m Folding My Laundry Live On Cam!

Click here to visit my cam chat and watch me eat a lunch of baked beans on toast while discussing the turmoil in the financial markets with some of American’s brightest thinkers. RabbiGadolofManhattan:  Luke, our new governor and his wife … Continue reading

Posted in Personal | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on I’m Folding My Laundry Live On Cam!

Chaim Amalek & Client 9 Live In My Chatroom

Click here to visit my cam chat: An Orthodox Jew looks at refinance from a Torah perspective. An Orthodox Jew looks at YouTube from a Torah perspective. guest9:  MORAL LEADER? EXPLAIN PLEASE guest9:  youre boring guest8:  iam in agreement, just … Continue reading

Posted in Personal | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Chaim Amalek & Client 9 Live In My Chatroom

I Make Love Out Of Nothing At All

I came home from a long night at the LA Press Club and find a crowd growing in my cam chat room. Due to popular demand, I sing Air Supply’s "Making Love out of Nothing at all" and then dance … Continue reading

Posted in Personal | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on I Make Love Out Of Nothing At All