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Women Marking Their Territory
My hovel is filled with happy birthday balloons. I’m trying to understand why. A secret source posts: I don’t think that person wants balloons on her birthday. She was probably just trying to mark her territory. Like leaving a big … Continue reading
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The Rabbi And The Wanker
I’m working on a top secret somewhat autobiographical novel about a not-so-young man working out his mishegos before he gets thrown out of the last Modern Orthodox shul within walking distance. How do you like it so far? I’m open … Continue reading
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Stop The Hymen Holocaust!
It’s my favorite name for a punk rock band. They are pretty hardcore. Check them out on YouTube. Here’s their myspace and website. These guys will be my Air Supply for the new millenia. I am disturbed, however, by this … Continue reading
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I’m Getting Spanked In My Chat Room By Someone Claiming To Be My Dad
Live in my cam chat: guest30: Luke, this is your dad, the Reverend Dsmond Ford. Attention whoring again, I see? guest30: Is Wayne Cherry under your desk fellating you? guest30: Perhaps inserting a tube of Vegemite where the sun doesn’t … Continue reading
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I’m Folding My Laundry Live On Cam!
Click here to visit my cam chat and watch me eat a lunch of baked beans on toast while discussing the turmoil in the financial markets with some of American’s brightest thinkers. RabbiGadolofManhattan: Luke, our new governor and his wife … Continue reading
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