KhunDiddy: the usual turgid tunes are being played at The Hovel…
RussianDragon: it’s so sweet and sticky
palestine4ever: I can perfectly imagine Luke cutting a woman up with a hacksaw as he listens to this song
KhunDiddy: this is great music to listen to just before putting the gun to your head
ImoralFollower [Leah Kleim]: its perfect suicide music !
ImoralFollower [Leah Kleim]: and the cops come in and the record is skipping
palestine4ever: Unpleasant Surprise of the Day: jewfaq.org is dedicated to explaining Judaism rather than denouncing it.
ImoralFollower [Leah Kleim]: and then they prononce you dead
SweetCreamAndStrawberries: no they first unbutton your shirt
SweetCreamAndStrawberries: than they bag you up
ImoralFollower [Leah Kleim]: a f**king hatzola in monsey did that to me !
ImoralFollower [Leah Kleim]: they cut my f**king shirt open and bagged me, i was freezing or some crap
palestine4ever: It’s kind of sad when you get excited by the mistaken belief it might be a Jim Croce song
KhunDiddy: bagged you?
palestine4ever: I mean, Jim Croce is bad enough, but to hope for Jim Croce is madness.
ImoralFollower [Leah Kleim]: yeah put me in plastic bags to bring my body temp up
KhunDiddy: all we need is Hotel california and I’m signing off
palestine4ever: Is this a Jewish thing?
KhunDiddy: whay was your body temp down?
ImoralFollower [Leah Kleim]: and went through my pockets, took my cell, and the memory sticks [USB memory direct] I had on me
ImoralFollower [Leah Kleim]: because i threw a tantrum in the snow in the bitter cold with a button down and pair of slacks on, and almost froze to death
KhunDiddy: or were you listening to this crap for an extended period
palestine4ever: Leah, why were people putting you in plastic bags and stealing your property?
ImoralFollower [Leah Kleim]: becausre i was freezing to death, they were bringing my body temp up, stealing my s**t, because they were frum scum bags
palestine4ever: Leah, would you consider yourself the survivor of an extremist sect or merely rotten people?
palestine4ever: Luke = the death of irony in Australian form.
KhunDiddy: this is John Denver….does anyone know what John Denver’s last words were…I do…they were "Ohhhhhh! s**t"
palestine4ever: I thought they were "What does the red button do?"
