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Why Do I Want To Get Married?

It’s the adult thing to do. It’s the Jewish thing to do. It’s the expected thing. What’s the alternative? Go through life alone? I want to have children. I want regular sex and regular food. I want a clean home. … Continue reading

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Further Transcribing Of My Orit Arfa Interview

[Here’s part one. I really tried to keep the conversation holy, but… Luke: What do you think of the beard? What does it say to you? Orit: It says I need to be accepted as an Orthodox Jew. Please accept … Continue reading

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My Orit Arfa Interview II

Here’s part one. I really tried to keep the conversation holy, but… Luke: What do you think of the beard? What does it say to you? Orit: It says I need to be accepted as an Orthodox Jew. Please accept … Continue reading

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Batter My Heart For You

I fear I am wasting my life in a grand delusion, that writing is a refuge for the lonely, that my desires to feel superior interfere with my desires to connect. I fear I am not the greatest writer of … Continue reading

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I Was In The Middle Of A Healing Tantric Circle

Obligation after obligation. Cold shower after cold shower. Stretch after stretch, chant after chant. Must rush out of yoga Friday afternoon and park my car far away and hit the bakery and get some challah before Shabbat and then home … Continue reading

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Friday Night I Crashed Your Party

"I’m bruised and battered," says Jeri*. "I need to have a talk with that young man," I say. Jeri goes to bed. She was out partying until late. "When I was here last," I whisper to Jezebel* and Rachel*, "she … Continue reading

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Special Yoga Class For The Current Astrological Pattern

I’ve always thought astrology a bunch of nonsense. I don’t deny its validity, I just don’t believe. It all seems very strange to me. Guru Singh was teaching a special Friday night class. I was of mixed mind. On the … Continue reading

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His Holiness Maharishi Lukey Ford

Khunrum emails: I agree with Amalek. This Jewish thing wore out its welcome years ago. I for one welcome the next incarnation, NEW AGE LUKE:

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Will I See My Family For Christmas?

No. All my family lives in Australia. While my family is always glad to see me, Christmas has never been a big deal in my home. We didn’t celebrate it — though we did give gifts. My dad looked at … Continue reading

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Leah Kleim’s Tantrum In The Monsey Snow

From my live cam: KhunDiddy:   the usual turgid tunes are being played at The Hovel… RussianDragon:  it’s so sweet and sticky palestine4ever:  I can perfectly imagine Luke cutting a woman up with a hacksaw as he listens to this song … Continue reading

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