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This Week’s Torah Portion – Parashat Shemot (Exodus 1:1-6:1)

Posted on January 8, 2012 by Luke Ford

I discuss the weekly Torah portion with Rabbi Rabbs Mondays at 7:00 pm PST on my cam and on YouTube. Facebook Fan Page. This week we study Parashat Shemot (Exodus 1:1-6:1). Watch the video. * Is it good for the Jews … Continue reading →

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Ladies, Fight Nature!

Posted on June 28, 2011 by Luke Ford

A lot of shlumpy women with grey hair say things like, “I don’t fight nature.” Ladies, please listen up! It is important that you fight nature! It is important that you look your best. Otherwise you drab up the world … Continue reading →

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Videos featuring lewd jokes and anti-gay slurs were produced on Torah Talk

Posted on January 2, 2011 by Luke Ford

Luke Ford, the self-proclaimed “Moral Leader” since 1997, apparently created, produced and starred in the short movies, which were broadcast to entertain the world’s starving for Torah. In one scene, two female rabbis stand in a shower stall aboard an … Continue reading →

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I Met This Homely Woman And She Rubbed My Tummy

Posted on December 22, 2010 by Luke Ford

This was back in 1994 before I became the Moral Leader I am today. I met this homely woman. I think it was at a party. I think she had some hot friends. Later, this homely woman invites me to … Continue reading →

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Pinchas Vs. The Girls Of Baal-Peor

Posted on June 23, 2010 by Luke Ford

This week’s Torah portion has so much slaughter and fornication that it would make a good videogame. I’m normally a very strong man, but there’s just something about Midianite girls that puts the lead in my pencil. I remember meeting … Continue reading →

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