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This Week’s Torah Portion – Parashat Shemot (Exodus 1:1-6:1)

I discuss the weekly Torah portion with Rabbi Rabbs Mondays at 7:00 pm PST on my cam and on YouTube. Facebook Fan Page. This week we study Parashat Shemot (Exodus 1:1-6:1). Watch the video. * Is it good for the Jews … Continue reading

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Ladies, Fight Nature!

A lot of shlumpy women with grey hair say things like, “I don’t fight nature.” Ladies, please listen up! It is important that you fight nature! It is important that you look your best. Otherwise you drab up the world … Continue reading

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Videos featuring lewd jokes and anti-gay slurs were produced on Torah Talk

Luke Ford, the self-proclaimed “Moral Leader” since 1997, apparently created, produced and starred in the short movies, which were broadcast to entertain the world’s starving for Torah. In one scene, two female rabbis stand in a shower stall aboard an … Continue reading

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I Met This Homely Woman And She Rubbed My Tummy

This was back in 1994 before I became the Moral Leader I am today. I met this homely woman. I think it was at a party. I think she had some hot friends. Later, this homely woman invites me to … Continue reading

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Pinchas Vs. The Girls Of Baal-Peor

This week’s Torah portion has so much slaughter and fornication that it would make a good videogame. I’m normally a very strong man, but there’s just something about Midianite girls that puts the lead in my pencil. I remember meeting … Continue reading

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When The Loss Comes Rolling In

Most of the time, I’m the happy-go-lucky moral leader you all love and enjoy. A moral leader for the whole family! I strike dramatic poses. I say dramatic things. I get into dramatic conflicts. I write out my dramatic feelings. … Continue reading

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What Can I Do To Be Saved?

I’m reading a terrific book addressing this question — Freedom to Change by Frank Pierce Jones, a professor of Classics at Brown University and a teacher of Alexander Technique. From page two: “For the Alexander Technique doesn’t teach you something … Continue reading

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Lila Says

I know what you’re thinking. The Moral Leader, he could never relate to a sinner like me. The Leader lives on such a high plane, he’s achieved such a resounding victory over the Satan, he could never understand the struggles … Continue reading

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I’m Standing Straight And Tall Using Alexander Technique

While I was off doing the Lord’s work, somebody impersonating my mother and father came into my live cam chatroom (I read his patter to my therapist, she went into hysterics, she think he is brilliant and has me to … Continue reading

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Prager Complex

Dr. Z emails: Luke your complicated relationship with Prager has a name… Its an Oedipus Complex: – You came alone into a new religion/community/city: Mother. – He became your model to amulet. A father figure. Through him you were seeking … Continue reading

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