"Luke Ford reports all of the 'juicy' quotes, and has been doing it for years." (Marc B. Shapiro)
"This guy knows all the gossip, the ins and outs, the lashon hara of the Orthodox world. He’s an [expert] in... all the inner workings of the Orthodox world." (Rabbi Aaron Rakeffet-Rothkoff)
"This generation's Hillel." (Nathan Cofnas)
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This Week’s Torah Portion – Parashat Shemot (Exodus 1:1-6:1)
I discuss the weekly Torah portion with Rabbi Rabbs Mondays at 7:00 pm PST on my cam and on YouTube. Facebook Fan Page. This week we study Parashat Shemot (Exodus 1:1-6:1). Watch the video. * Is it good for the Jews … Continue reading
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Ladies, Fight Nature!
A lot of shlumpy women with grey hair say things like, “I don’t fight nature.” Ladies, please listen up! It is important that you fight nature! It is important that you look your best. Otherwise you drab up the world … Continue reading
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Videos featuring lewd jokes and anti-gay slurs were produced on Torah Talk
Luke Ford, the self-proclaimed “Moral Leader” since 1997, apparently created, produced and starred in the short movies, which were broadcast to entertain the world’s starving for Torah. In one scene, two female rabbis stand in a shower stall aboard an … Continue reading
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Pinchas Vs. The Girls Of Baal-Peor
This week’s Torah portion has so much slaughter and fornication that it would make a good videogame. I’m normally a very strong man, but there’s just something about Midianite girls that puts the lead in my pencil. I remember meeting … Continue reading
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