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Women Marking Their Territory
My hovel is filled with happy birthday balloons. I’m trying to understand why. A secret source posts: I don’t think that person wants balloons on her birthday. She was probably just trying to mark her territory. Like leaving a big … Continue reading
Posted in Dating
Tagged boilers, bunny rabbit, cam chat, carpet, dogs, earrings, fatal attraction, fatal attraction movie, fingerprints, garlic, glenn close, happy birthday balloons, hickey, hovel, jewelry, la times, leah, michael douglas, obit, pool of blood, rabbit, rsquo, secret source, toothbrush
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The Lord’s Prayer For Women
zappa: My vibro,which brings me heaven. Rabbit be thy name. Til kingdom come, thy makest me c#m, on earth with eyes on heaven. Give me this day my daily thrill, and forgive me my screams, as i forgive flat batteries. … Continue reading
Posted in Sex
Tagged coffee maker, earth, Emma, flat batteries, frustration, hair dryer, heaven, insanity, intercom, jet plane, khun, kingdom come, lunch time, memo field, nbsp, no men, oy, Prayer, prophecy, punctuation, rabbi, rabbit, screams, suree, temptations, vibro
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I’m Trying Out My Summer Bathing Suits Live On Cam!
Click here to watch and chat with the gedolim as we analyze which outfits suit me best: ChaimAmalek: Blessed be this chat room. Or is that too goyish a blessing? ChaimAmalek: "May the All-Mighty keep our discourse Holy" ChaimAmalek: I … Continue reading
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Tagged bathing suit, chat room, discourse, giant rabbit, nbsp, quot, rabbit, Torah
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How Do I Stay In Such Amazing Shape?
Watch this every morning and you’ll lose your cottage cheese thighs. I’m working out live on my cam: Emma: Something in the milk guest125: what u up to luke Emma: Luke seriously Emma: The music Emma: LMAO! TORCHlight: hahhahahahahahahaaha TORCHlight: … Continue reading