Women Need 12 Hugs A Day But What About My Needs?

From my live cam chat:

Emma:  Aparently we need 12 hugs and 15 laughs [every day] to stay healthy
YourMoralLeader:  and 1 —-job
Emma:  pfft
YourMoralLeader:  what if it were true?
Emma:  Too bad

Ain’t that just like a woman. Giving laughter and hugs are cool, but other forms of expression, well, too bad.

What if women need 12 hugs a day but men need just as keenly one —-job?

Why is our —-job less worthy and less important than 12 hugs?

I bet most men would trade 12 hugs for one —-job.

Is that wrong? Why?

Why are male needs less important than female needs?

Why is hugging and laughing inherently superior to more visceral forms of affection? Where is that written?

Women like hugs and caring and conversation. Men like —-jobs. Why is the female sex superior?

It’s enough to make me cry.

What if I need a —-job a day or I’ll die? You say you care for me. Do you want me to live? A —-job might be the difference between me kicking the bucket at 43 or 93.

I think Plato talked about this.

YourMoralLeader:  not directed at you, just a philosophical discussion
Emma:  Hmmm
Emma:  That’s impossible
texlatex:  how do you know you’ll live to 93
Emma:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  i’d have something to look forward to every day
Emma:  That’s all you would look forward too?
texlatex:  luke is getting tired of using his hand
Emma:  There are more things to look forward to in a realtionshp…
YourMoralLeader:  oh?
Emma:  lol
Emma:  I give up.
User texlatex changed their name to BigDude.
YourMoralLeader:  how was work m?
Emma:  Dandy
Emma:  A kiddies birthday party
BigDude:  are you using the speaker on your camera
YourMoralLeader:  y
Emma:  Happy meals all round.
YourMoralLeader:  how do you like working with kids?
Emma:  I like it. I used to work in a youth club
Emma:  Kids are fun
BigDude:  the sound is like it’s coming through a paper towel tube
YourMoralLeader:  wait till you meet lass’s
KhunDiddy:  I can’t see anything…is the MoraL Lover in
KhunDiddy:  there he is John Denver aaaaaarrrrgggghhhh! Noise Pollution
Emma:  lol
Emma:  What? this song is ace
KhunDiddy:  Emma how is the weather in Old Blarney?
KhunDiddy:  You and Emma strolling through the heather …together…holding hands…? Yes I can see it now!
KhunDiddy:  you sit down on a grassy knoll and Luke starts to get passionate…he’s reciting poetry….you kiss sweetly
Emma:  Then he asks for a —job
KhunDiddy:  Leah just broke the mood
LeahKleim:  Im gonna kill myself today, my life has hit the bottom of the pit
YourMoralLeader:  Will you make sure you are on live cam when you do it leah?
KhunDiddy:  Leah you can jump out the ninth floor like that Russian Model and make a splash
LeahKleim:  yes i will record it
Emma:  lol that’s awful
KhunDiddy:  alls you gotta do is find a ninth floor
LeahKleim:  Im gonna poison myself
Emma:  Leah think of your children!
allthewayfromCyprus:  he doesn’t look anything like the photo…. must be all them peaches
Emma:  They need thier mummy
LeahKleim:  im gonna bang undiluted sulfuric acid
BigDude:  are you going to change your name to juliet too
Emma:  lol
KhunDiddy:  yeah  have some good insurance first so they’ll be taken care of
LeahKleim:  Im worth more dead than alive
Emma:  Nonsence
LeahKleim:  I am
allthewayfromCyprus:  waht are we waiting for?
Emma:  No way…
KhunDiddy:  Leah stick around a while….if this music doesn’t kill you then jump
Emma:  Leah you’re awesome
LeahKleim:  No ! I have no purpose in life ! Levi wont be my myspace friend, f**k this empty world !
KhunDiddy:  Luke my wife got her 10 yr Green card today…she’s one happy Thai, Wild Horses couldn’t get her out of here now hahaaaa!
LeahKleim:  I got a $190 check today from google for my Chabad House Blog
BigDude:  were you on to catch a preditor last week luke
KhunDiddy:  You’re somewhat of a flop in the uSA but a REAL HIT Internationally
KhunDiddy:  Leah do you still want to seduce Russian Dragon?
LeahKleim:  yes
LeahKleim:  he wants me to
KhunDiddy:  well Q-lass wants him too. I see a Cat Fight developing
Emma:  Hmm who will win…
LeahKleim:  ive gone to jail for battery many times
Emma:  There is my answer.
KhunDiddy:  I say Q-lass will win because Leah will committ suicide..they’ll only be one left

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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