zappa: My vibro,which brings me heaven. Rabbit be thy name. Til kingdom come, thy makest me c#m, on earth with eyes on heaven. Give me this day my daily thrill, and forgive me my screams, as i forgive flat batteries.
zappa: Lead me not into temptations
zappa: but deliver me from frustration
zappa: for thine is the rotation, the power and the buzzing
zappa: forever and ever
zappa: no men
zappa: I’m craaaashin on a jet plane – that way I won’t be back again
KhunDiddy: Hi everybody….I’m back…
Emma: 20 Ways To Maintain Insanity
YourMoralLeader: how was thailand?
YourMoralLeader: take your wife?
KhunDiddy: Luke looks more like Rabbi Shmedrick thabn ever oy!
Emma: 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If TheySlow Down.
KhunDiddy: I’m suree Thailand was great but we were in Canada
YourMoralLeader: with mrs?
Emma: 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.Don’t Disguise Your Voice.
YourMoralLeader: are you faithful to her khun?
KhunDiddy: always with the MRS
Emma: 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
Emma: 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
KhunDiddy: I’m faithful in Montreal but don’t test me in Bangkok
Emma: 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
Emma: 6. In The Memo Field Of All YourChecks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds."
Emma: 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance W ith The Prophecy."
Emma: 8. Don’t use any punctuation.
Emma: 9. As Often As Possible, Skip
Emma: 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
KhunDiddy: Emma are you still in love with Luke?
Emma: 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
Emma: 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
KhunDiddy: it’s been a month since I checked in
Emma: 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And AskWhy The Poems Don’t Rhyme?
Emma: 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
KhunDiddy: Emma are you have Internet Intercourse with Luke yet
Emma: 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You’re Not In the Mood.
Emma: 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
Emma: 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
Emma: 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!"
Emma: 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,"Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
Emma: 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ..Tell this To Someone To Make Them Smile.Its Called .. therapy.
KhunDiddy: I don’t think this is the real Emma…the EMMA I knew was a SIMPLT GIRL who grooms horses….and sheers sheep and fethes water from the welll
KhunDiddy: it’s been too long honey…sounds like you picked up some shtick from the Catskills
KhunDiddy: you doing Stand Up now?
KhunDiddy: Next to the horse corral?
KhunDiddy: Now that Charleston Heston has passed on to that great gun range in the sky I believe Luke is ready to fill in with the Swords and Sandals flics…maybe need a few push ups first
KhunDiddy: Beverly Hills Moses