BernardMadoff: Oh Emma, when I was your age and dating boys, I felt the same way. But then my parents took me to the rabbi and then I had to get married to a woman
BernardMadoff: And this woman, she wanted me to buy her things. She wanted me to ….do things…to her
BernardMadoff: That created children, for whom my wife had to buy still more things.
BernardMadoff: all this money that I needed.
BernardMadoff: That’s why I ended up in trouble
BernardMadoff: Let’s all share our New Year’s resolutions
BernardMadoff: Mine is to stay out of jail
Emma: Stop drinking
BernardMadoff: (Luke that won’t help you any)
YourMoralLeader: Tzipi Lipni looks hot when she’s bombing hamas, let us all do tai chi now
BernardMadoff: Luke needs a wayward Bais Yakov girl
guest2: she would be on the cover of auto mechanics
Emma: Would you kiss your mother with that mouth Berny
BernardMadoff: Emma, does this make you….excited?
BernardMadoff: these exercises
Emma: Luke has his mojo back
guest17: MAKE HER SICK
guest2: suck the gut in
BernardMadoff: That’s why your dad needs to meet up with him
guest17: HES JUST SPLIT HIS TROUSERS LOL
BernardMadoff: He’s practicing his sexual technique RIGHT NOW
BernardMadoff: small strokes…inout inout
guest2: i feel the sexual tension oozing thru the cam
BernardMadoff: pushing emmas father off him
BernardMadoff: preparing to do battle with Negroes
guest2: he is the gumby i crave
BernardMadoff: the man is RIPPED
guest17: YES HIS PANTS
Emma: Where did Luke learn this?
BernardMadoff: I taught him
guest2: you will learn more in jail
BernardMadoff: I taught him how to blog, how to make love to a woman, and how to invest
guest2: but try not to bend too much
guest2: all not to his advantage
BernardMadoff: I will not end up in jail any more than Marc Rich ended up in jail
BernardMadoff: If I could still get erections, this would do it for me
guest2: your wife still wants you
BernardMadoff: Not since the money went away
guest2: after she finishes writing her next cookbook she will cook your books for you
BernardMadoff: Then why not you and Luke?
guest2: i want a man that a shul wants as a member
YourMoralLeader: you guys know the bathroom prayer?
BernardMadoff: Thank you God for giving me a Mexican to clean up this room when I am done with it
BernardMadoff: There should be prayers to thank G-d for inventing Mexicans