Tag Archives: chatroom

Leah Kleim Returns

She popped into my chatroom tonight and then made her first blog post in weeks. She seems to be doing OK. Leah lost her little sister to a drug overdose seven weeks ago. Leah badly wants me to stop listening … Continue reading

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Buying Men Plants

From my live chat: guest63:  Now men are comparing women to dogs that we buy you balloons so "mark our territory"?  If we wanted to mark our territory, we would star decorating your apartments, or buy a plant so you … Continue reading

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I Feel Dirty

Somebody used to come into my chatroom with the name "Disco Duck." This person would always ask me to dance. So, thinking DiscoDuck had to be a sheila, I’d do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight. … Continue reading

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I Wanna Bomb Iran

I’m sitting at home on a Sunday. I feel tired and listless. I’m getting over a cold. I’ve spent most of the day in bed listening to lectures on making money online. As far as that goes, I haven’t made … Continue reading

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I’m In A Funk

It’s Saturday night. I’m still getting over my cold. I feel sluggish. I’m hanging out in my chat room: YourMoralLeader:  oy, i feel like i should be more entertaining YourMoralLeader:  gimme some scoop! guest23:  Leah Kleim found another satmar guest23:  … Continue reading

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My Mom & Dad In The Chatroom

Or somebody imitating them: GillianFord:  Nobody checks for sinkers or floaters like you, Des! Our boy has been such a heartache. Why does he remain so silent? And why must he continually abuse the kindness of the Jewish people that … Continue reading

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I’m Starting A ‘Fair Play For Eliot’ Committee

The Learned Elders of Zion are talking discretely in my chatroom with Client #9. Due to the severe threat this shanda poses to Jews, I’m not allowing goyim into my chatroom today. You have to show your circumsicion on the … Continue reading

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New York Governor Eliot Spitzer Linked To Prostitution Ring

We’re discussing this important issue right now in my chat room. I’ve made a video report using wild oats to illustrate my point. Thank G-d I don’t have enough spare cash to get into this kind of trouble. I find … Continue reading

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