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Tag Archives: old lady
Tikkun Olam
As I’m checking out of Ralphs, wearing a yarmulke and tzitzit out as always, this old lady in pants says to me, “Do you believe in tikkun olam?” “Yes,” I say. “Then why are you using these?” she says, and … Continue reading
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Tagged gentile, giving me a hard time, olam, old lady, paper bags
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I’m Changing The Ethos Of This Website
I’m no longer all about sex and shame. I’m now about Torah and mitzvot. Come on, feel the change: KhunDiddy: good to see Luke is awake KhunDiddy: did you catch him napping on the lawn yesterday? Dave: oh moral leader … Continue reading
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Tagged all about sex, bernsteins, brats, chases, chat rooms, Emma, hearts and minds, irony, jew, jewess, jewish wife, moral leader, new car, old lady, oy gevalt, private school, prob, sarcasm, sexism, shame, time of need, Torah
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I’m Going To Compete With The RCC
Sure, they’ve got the Rabbinical Council of California, but I’m setting up my own kangaroo court. We’ll be overseeing conversions, business disputes and divorces. We’re going to sponsor beauty contests and add some excitement to Orthodox Judaism. From my live … Continue reading
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Tagged angry today, bad idea, beauty contests, business disputes, da vinci, different races, Emma, gaming companies, judgement, kangaroo, kangaroo court, kangaroos, kiddies, live cam chat, midst, old lady, orthodox judaism, pfizer, rabbi, rabbinical council of california, RCC
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My Ex-GF Needs A CA Divorce Lawyer
I’m talking to my ex. She’s looking for a divorce lawyer. If any lawyer wants the case, email me (lukeisback@gmail.com). My ex has no money but her hubby has some and she wants it. I’ve been on live cam for … Continue reading
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Tagged chat room, divorce lawyer, ex gf, first night, fool for love, hubby, live cam, longing, mailman, mobile home, mom, money, nbsp, old lady, paycheck
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