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Tag Archives: Emma
Rev. Des Joins My Chat Room
From my live chat: ChaimAmalek: I mean, if you meet a man and he has perfume on him, don’t you think "it seems that other women are into him and have slimed him with their scent, so maybe I should … Continue reading
New York Is Quiet – We Have Our Shvartzes Under Control!
From my live chat: Emma: How is your day going Chaimy? YourMoralLeader: Hymie ChaimAmalek: Like any of my post-sexual days YourMoralLeader: did she make a slur? Emma: lol YourMoralLeader: How are things in Hymie town? Emma: Hymie? ChaimAmalek: (Luke, I … Continue reading
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Tagged ahuh, antisemite, closer to god, dartmouth, Emma, Gawker, hate jews, higher plane, india, jew, jewish woman, lecturer, live chat, lol, miley cyrus, nbsp, perfume, quiet before the storm, reality tv, sepoy rebellion, shiksas, slur, spite, tarty
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Should Lukeford.net Be Short & Concise Like My Davening? Even During Coitus, I’m Dictating New Commentaries
From my live chat: YourMoralLeader: hi Emma! YourMoralLeader: I’m a sensual semite! Emma: Hey Luke! YourMoralLeader: hi YourMoralLeader: what have i missed? Emma: Nothing… it’s dead in here without you. YourMoralLeader: aww YourMoralLeader: i thought it was dead without you … Continue reading
Breastfeeding In The Sanctuary
Some Orthodox synagogues have a problem with women whipping their bosoms out during davening. Hmm. Can’t we just all be free to do what we want and to pull our breasts out when we want? Isn’t that what Moses would … Continue reading
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Tagged beast, breasts, brokeback mountain, Charity, Emma, humble hovel, lesbians, live cam chat, lol, luke mountain, Modesty, moses, nbsp, pffft, quot, sanctuary, synagogues, tithing, Torah, yep
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My Sana Krasikov Interview
I talked to her for two hours by phone Thursday morning. It got bumpy. My legendary charm was nowhere to be found. From my chat room: YourMoralLeader: Emma, just tell your parents you have to go to LA to fundraise … Continue reading
Posted in Sana Krasikov
Tagged chat room, commies, crocodile, crocodile tears, Emma, gadol, Google, ira, leonid brezhnev, lol, maternal lines, mongol invaders, rabbi, Rape, riding ponies, russians, soviet immigrants, thursday morning, viking blood, wit
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Bring Emma To America
I deserve some happiness in my old age. Click on the paypal button on the top left. All donaters of $100 or more will get a personal phone call from Emma while she’s live on her cam. We’re going to … Continue reading
Posted in Emma
Tagged chick, Emma, entire college, first holiday, green tea, haha, Happiness, health hazard, jew, last detail, live cam chat, lmao, lool, Passover, paypal button, personal phone, phone call, potatoes, sarcasim, warrant
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I’m Live On My Cam
Click here to join the fun. guest16: Emma should start searching for a cheap flight now… guest16: so she could spend her cash wining and dining you guest16: and buying you little trinkets YourMoralLeader: yay YourMoralLeader: her sis’s a travel … Continue reading
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Tagged breed horses, bride and groom, cheap flight, domestic goddess, Emma, futon, futton, groomer, hiya folks, horse breeder, hovel, jew, little trinkets, loughlin, money, nbsp, np, sleep, travel agent
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I’m Live In My Chat Room With Rabbi Gadol
From my chat room: RabbiG: I’m here to do an audit. RabbiG: Tzitzit – check. RabbiG: Keepah – check RabbiG: Beard – it grows jonnie: But I like his cheeky smile RabbiG: Virtuous women in chat room – check QuixoticLass: … Continue reading
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Tagged aramaic, beard, chat room, cheeky smile, Education, Emma, gadol, grits, hebrew, lulav, nbsp, neighbour, ql, rabbi, Rabbis, resonance, resonant frequency, rooster, talmud, utensil, vibrations, virtuous women, yorkshire, yorkshire terrier
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I’m Used To Keeping The People In My Life In Separate Compartments
I’ve never been one who wants to bring most of his friends together. I have friends in Orthodox Judaism. I have friends who are secular writers. I have exes. I have squeezes. I have dolls. I have playmates. I have … Continue reading
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Tagged backup singer, ball of fury, chat room, conversion to judaism, def leppard, Emma, jewish men, money, nbsp, new york dolls, onan, orthodox judaism, pets, playmates, queen bee, stooges, synthesis, Torah, youknow
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