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‘Pets Are Like People’

"Freddy just got cremated," said the woman. "I’m so sad. I just brought home his ashes." "Pffft," I said. "You don’t think pets are like people. I think pets are like people." "They’re like people for people who don’t have … Continue reading

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I’m Used To Keeping The People In My Life In Separate Compartments

I’ve never been one who wants to bring most of his friends together. I have friends in Orthodox Judaism. I have friends who are secular writers. I have exes. I have squeezes. I have dolls. I have playmates. I have … Continue reading

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