I’ve never been one who wants to bring most of his friends together. I have friends in Orthodox Judaism. I have friends who are secular writers. I have exes. I have squeezes. I have dolls. I have playmates. I have pets. I have honeys. I have stars.
Now they’re all coming together in my chat room — the conflicting worlds of Torah and Onan. Perhaps I’ll bring them together into a kabbalistic synthesis that makes me a lot of money.
Or not.
ChaimAmalek: Emma, if Luke proves to be too hard a nut to crack, will you try conversion to Judaism?
ChaimAmalek: Think of all the OTHER jewish men out there conversion would enable you to appeal to.
CarlNKarcher: Luke, who’s singin?
Emma: def leppard!
ChaimAmalek: I used to sing, youknow.
Emma: All them years ago
ChaimAmalek: I was a backup singer for The Stooges and New York Dolls
YourMoralLeader: Normally I have the people in my life in separate compartments. In here, they all come together.
YourMoralLeader: It’s teaching me to be a more integrated person. Stressful but good.
Emma: It’s like one big ball of fury
YourMoralLeader: yes
Emma: A funny big ball of fury though
Emma: You are the queen bee Luke
ChaimAmalek: Who here is from the world of Torah? Who here is from the world of Onan?
YourMoralLeader: Both
ChaimAmalek: So you currently are in the world of Onan?
YourMoralLeader: no
ChaimAmalek: Do you have visitors from the world of Onan?
CarlNKarcher: How come no one names their kid Onan?’
CarlNKarcher: I’m sure someone would get a rise out of it.
