Should Lukeford.net Be Short & Concise Like My Davening? Even During Coitus, I’m Dictating New Commentaries

From my live chat:

YourMoralLeader:  hi Emma!
YourMoralLeader:  I’m a sensual semite!
Emma:  Hey Luke!
YourMoralLeader:  hi
YourMoralLeader:  what have i missed?
Emma:  Nothing… it’s dead in here without you.
YourMoralLeader:  aww
YourMoralLeader:  i thought it was dead without you
User ChaimAmalek  entered the room.
Emma:  Hiya Chaim
YourMoralLeader:  my leader
ChaimAmalek:  Hello Emma
ChaimAmalek:  Luke, your blog of late has too many big words and long sentences that become huge paragraphs
ChaimAmalek:  I want my lukeford.net short and concise, like my davening
ChaimAmalek:  Pared down
ChaimAmalek:  Emma, who would you like to see become the next US President: Obama, McCain, or Clinton?
Emma:  I don’t pay any attention Chaim
YourMoralLeader:  Pay attention to this baby!
ChaimAmalek:  Emma, your presence here intoxicates me so that I may forget to vote this November
e, like my davening
ChaimAmalek:  Pared down
ChaimAmalek:  Emma, who would you like to see become the next US President: Obama, McCain, or Clinton?
Emma:  I don’t pay any attention Chaim
YourMoralLeader:  Pay attention to this baby!
ChaimAmalek:  Emma, your presence here intoxicates me so that I may forget to vote this November
Emma:  Pay attention to what Luke?
ChaimAmalek:  I sense your potent pheromones ever from this vast remove
Emma:  You?
Emma:  Oh right he means him
ChaimAmalek:  If I were a married Mormon man living on a compound in Texas, I would want you to be my next wife.
ChaimAmalek:  Or my first wife
ChaimAmalek:  Emma, will you marry me?
ChaimAmalek:  PLEASE?
Emma:  No
ChaimAmalek:  My heart is crushed.
Emma:  Sorry Chaim
Emma:  I only have eyes for Luke
ChaimAmalek:  As will be two of Obama, Clinton, McCain come NOvember
ChaimAmalek:  But Luke is on an ethereal plane, far above matters of the flesh that animate other men and which delight women
YourMoralLeader:  true
Emma:  Your point is?
ChaimAmalek:  I see you together on your honeymoon, Luke having eyes only for the tiny print that is the commentary on the Talmud
Emma:  lmao
YourMoralLeader:  I love G-d so much!
Emma:  mmm
ChaimAmalek:  Even during coitus, he is apt to be dictating his new commentaries.
YourMoralLeader:  My work is v. important
guest65:  That’s a great line.
ChaimAmalek:  Not for nothing are the priests of Rome celibate
ChaimAmalek:  Luke was meant to be a priest, aloof from the passions of ordinary men
guest65:  YLM is the new Rashi; he’s so devout that even during coitus, he expands the torah.
Emma:  How is your day going Chaimy?
YourMoralLeader:  Hymie
ChaimAmalek:  Like any of my post-sexual days
YourMoralLeader:  did she make a slur?
Emma:  lol

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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