My Sana Krasikov Interview

I talked to her for two hours by phone Thursday morning. It got bumpy.

My legendary charm was nowhere to be found.

From my chat room:

YourMoralLeader:  Emma, just tell your parents you have to go to LA to fundraise for the IRA
Emma:  lol
Emma:  I love your wit
YourMoralLeader:  tell em you regret you only have one life to give for your country
Emma:  I will tell them with crocodile tears
guest11:  Who is Luke talking to?
guest11:  Soviet immigrants…..
guest11:  Commies
YourMoralLeader:  sana krasikov
YourMoralLeader:  google her
guest11:  She looks hot, in that descended-from-Mongol-invaders sort of way
guest11:  So many Russians have that look.
YourMoralLeader:  yes
YourMoralLeader:  product of rape
YourMoralLeader:  so sad and yet so hot
guest11:  "Scratch a Russian, find a Mongol"
guest11:  But the maternal lines were preserved
YourMoralLeader:  yes
guest11:  And such women are good at riding ponies.
guest11:  They know their way around the steppe
guest11:  The next time you interview her, ask her how she is around ponies and in hauling things on sleds.
guest11:  I’ll bet she rules on both
YourMoralLeader:  will do
RabbiGadol:  And tell her Rabbi Gadol wants her to breed
RabbiGadol:  If she can
RabbiGadol:  Half the Russians I know look like the late Leonid Brezhnev
YourMoralLeader:  not good
RabbiGadol:  But some of them are super hot. It’s the Viking blood

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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