I talked to her for two hours by phone Thursday morning. It got bumpy.
My legendary charm was nowhere to be found.
YourMoralLeader: Emma, just tell your parents you have to go to LA to fundraise for the IRA
Emma: lol
Emma: I love your wit
YourMoralLeader: tell em you regret you only have one life to give for your country
Emma: I will tell them with crocodile tears
guest11: Who is Luke talking to?
guest11: Soviet immigrants…..
guest11: Commies
YourMoralLeader: sana krasikov
YourMoralLeader: google her
guest11: She looks hot, in that descended-from-Mongol-invaders sort of way
guest11: So many Russians have that look.
YourMoralLeader: yes
YourMoralLeader: product of rape
YourMoralLeader: so sad and yet so hot
guest11: "Scratch a Russian, find a Mongol"
guest11: But the maternal lines were preserved
YourMoralLeader: yes
guest11: And such women are good at riding ponies.
guest11: They know their way around the steppe
guest11: The next time you interview her, ask her how she is around ponies and in hauling things on sleds.
guest11: I’ll bet she rules on both
YourMoralLeader: will do
RabbiGadol: And tell her Rabbi Gadol wants her to breed
RabbiGadol: If she can
RabbiGadol: Half the Russians I know look like the late Leonid Brezhnev
YourMoralLeader: not good
RabbiGadol: But some of them are super hot. It’s the Viking blood
