Emma’s Posted A New Picture On Her MySpace

It’s a side of her I haven’t seen before — all haughty, proud and punishing.

I like it!

You can talk to Emma — respectfully! — in my chat room.

And no, she’s not available.

YourMoralLeader:  What sorts of things should I do on my reality show?
SimonSmith:  answer questions
SimonSmith:  on important things in life
Emma:  Do the kangaroo workout
Emma:  That will get everyone going
palestine4ever:  How modest!
Emma:  It’s sunbathing time..
palestine4ever:  Look at that, Emma
palestine4ever:  All of that could be yours
Emma:  Yay
palestine4ever:  Okay…
palestine4ever:  This got weird.
Emma:  Where you expecting a different response?
palestine4ever:  No, I mean…
palestine4ever:  It’s one thing to watch Luke at his desk.
palestine4ever:  This is a whole different experience.
palestine4ever:  Hmm.
palestine4ever:  This feels…
palestine4ever:  dirty.
Pana:  I wish I was lying down there
Emma:  lmao
Emma:  Very inspiring
palestine4ever:  Be like Luke and you too can take "lay in the grass breaks" every day at 3:15
Emma:  Inspires me to run to l.a and jump on luke
palestine4ever:  Oh wow
palestine4ever:  Okay, so this freaks me out, makes Emma horny…
palestine4ever:  Carl, Pana, what’s your take?
palestine4ever:  I’m going to go question every moral certainty I had in light of this Luke lying in the sun revelation

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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