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I Need White House Spokeswoman Dana Perino To Put A Little More Effort Into Her Lipstick
Too often, it is uneven and it distracts me from concentrating on the important things she has to say about the economy and foreign affairs and stuff. Also, I want her to put a little more effort into her foundation … Continue reading
Posted in Journalism
Tagged happier times, important things, kangaroo, mincha, shacharit, white house spokeswoman
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‘Secret Lives Of Great Authors’
From the new book: Balzac preferred not to ejaculate, fearing that it would sap his creative energy. Said a friend: "Sperm to him meant emission of purest cerebral substance, and therefore filtering, a loss through the member, of a potential … Continue reading
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Tagged arden, artistic creation, balzac, berlin, blemishes, centerfold, creative energy, Emma, eyes are the mirror, gee wizz, intercourse, kangaroo, kangaroo down sport, lungs, nbsp, nudes, oy vey, penthouse pet, rabbi, secret lives, secret sex lives, sexuality, staples, tie me kangaroo down, tie me kangaroo down sport
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I’m Live On My Cam!
Click here to join the fun! guest2: i have started the luke ford exercise regiment and i have officially lost 5 inches off my bust line. i am not too happy right now YourMoralLeader: oy ve YourMoralLeader: are you doing … Continue reading
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Tagged blueberries, bod, breasts, bust line, enamel, ffs, first date, grapes, green tea, jack lalane, jugs, kangaroo, kangaroo song, lemons, luke ford, moral leader, oy ve, quot, Sarah Silverman, wrath
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I’m Live On My Cam With Reverend Des!
Click here to join the fun: My patented "Tie me kangaroo down, sport" workout routine is now live. If you try it faithfully every day for two weeks, you are guarenteed to lose two inches off your thighs and add … Continue reading
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Tagged allergies, amp sound, bacteria, condoms, contortionist, free zone, Google, heavy machinery, hovel, kangaroo, kangaroo down sport, meds, nbsp, nettie pot, ooh, pistol, pollutants, rabbi, Rabbis, reverend, saline, tennis elbow, thighs, walgreens, workout routine
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