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Emma’s Posted A New Picture On Her MySpace

Posted on April 23, 2008 by Luke Ford

It’s a side of her I haven’t seen before — all haughty, proud and punishing. I like it! You can talk to Emma — respectfully! — in my chat room. And no, she’s not available. YourMoralLeader: What sorts of things … Continue reading →

Posted in Emma | Tagged answer questions, chat room, desk, Emma, freaks, grass, important things, kangaroo, lmao, lying in the sun, moral certainty, myspace, nbsp, pana, reality show, revelation, sorts, sunbathing, workout | Comments Off

I’m Not Doing Anything Obscene On My Webcam

Posted on March 4, 2008 by Luke Ford

I was just checking myself out on my webcam. My face was strained and all screwed up before a happy release. I was rocking in my chair. It looked obscene because you couldn’t see the weights I was working out … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal | Tagged bill murray, caddyshack, candlelight dinner, chabad rabbi, chat room, golf balls, moral leader, sage, shul, thinker, webcam, weights, workout | Comments Off

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