Tag Archives: Emma

My Ex-GF Diana Klein Was Live In My Chat Room

Click here to join the fun. She’s now "Dyana." Diana and I had a thing for a few months in the Spring and Summer of 1993 before things ended very badly. She burned all my letters and tapes and wrote … Continue reading

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I’m The Only Convert To Judaism Who Actively Seeks Out Anti-Semites

I call it outreach. You might call it betrayal. Anyway, the natives are restless in my chat room: Gina:  Luke claims I’m a tease Gina:  he knows me so well palestine4ever:  Gina, what is your relationship with Luke? Gina:  didn’t … Continue reading

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Even If The Jews Won’t Have Me…

From my live cam chat: ChaimAmalek:  Luke, if the haredim declare that you are not a Jew, would you continue to regard yourself as one? ChaimAmalek:  Is there a point where, having been stripped of your status by orthodox bet … Continue reading

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Emma Turns 19 Friday

She’s posted this new picture: She’s made her first blog post on MySpace: May 16th 1989 when I was born and given life. After eighteen years here, I am all grown up and a matured into a young lady. Throughout … Continue reading

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I Wanna Bomb Iran

I’m sitting at home on a Sunday. I feel tired and listless. I’m getting over a cold. I’ve spent most of the day in bed listening to lectures on making money online. As far as that goes, I haven’t made … Continue reading

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I’m Finetuning My Cam Description

Currently it is: "Are you a sinner in need of G-d’s grace? I’m Luke Ford and I want to be Your Moral Leader! Watch me wrap tefillin, study Torah and engineer sweeping moral change. I write the website Lukeford.net and … Continue reading

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I Call Emma For The First Time

From my live cam chat: Gina:  Dad will be there too Gina:  both Dads YourMoralLeader:  let me talk to your father YourMoralLeader:  my dad and his dad Gina:  have the talk Luke ANYTIMEASAP:  heh fill me in  whats on with … Continue reading

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Invasion Is Not Insemination

From my live cam chat: ahib:  Careful, guest62, or I shall make you vanish Emma:  lol guest62:  do not threaten me you oaf Emma:  Calm down 🙂 RoyScotalnd:  half catholic- half jewish=100% human QuixoticLass:  of course human User guest62 was … Continue reading

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Emma’s Great California Vacation

From my live cam chat: Emma:  You know…. Emma:  I think its time for a trim YourMoralLeader:  trim of what? Emma:  Of… Emma:  Your… Emma:  Beard…….. YourMoralLeader:  charisma? Emma:  lol YourMoralLeader:  I’d lose my moral strength YourMoralLeader:  like samson Emma:  … Continue reading

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‘Secret Lives Of Great Authors’

From the new book: Balzac preferred not to ejaculate, fearing that it would sap his creative energy. Said a friend: "Sperm to him meant emission of purest cerebral substance, and therefore filtering, a loss through the member, of a potential … Continue reading

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