Invasion Is Not Insemination

From my live cam chat:

ahib:  Careful, guest62, or I shall make you vanish
Emma:  lol
guest62:  do not threaten me you oaf
Emma:  Calm down ๐Ÿ™‚
RoyScotalnd:  half catholic- half jewish=100% human
QuixoticLass:  of course human
User guest62 was banned by broadcaster/admin.
User guest62 left the room.
QuixoticLass:  but she’s doomed to a life of religious confusion just like me
Sahib:  I warned him
Emma:  hmmm
Sahib:  Memsahib!  How are you?
Emma:  Why was he banned?
YourMoralLeader:  My reality crew is coming to ireland to meet emma’s parents
YourMoralLeader:  Sahib asked me to
Emma:  No their not lol
YourMoralLeader:  we’re gonna film my asking pops to take emma to CA
Sahib:  Is this about a man who woos a woman from afar?
Emma:  Dont think so ๐Ÿ™‚
YourMoralLeader:  how much would i have to pay for permission to film them meeting me?
RoyScotalnd:  emma- ye cal-i-fornie bound?
Emma:  I doooooooooooooooont think so Lukey
RoyScotalnd:  Go easy Luke- the irish are past masters at resisting transportation!
Sahib:  Offer her a sack of potatoes
YourMoralLeader:  i’ll buy you from them
RoyScotalnd:  a FULL sack#?
RoyScotalnd:  ye too profligate!
Sahib:  I didn’t suggest Idaho potatoes, mind you
Sahib:  Emma, you know Sahib just kids
RoyScotalnd:  if I’d a Hoe I’d grow my own
RoyScotalnd:  <<< guess some jokes just don’t travel
Sahib:  Did you know that Gandhi opposed vaccination against smallpox?
RoyScotalnd:  No i didn’t
Sahib:  It’s in a book on the rise and fall of the Raj I am almost done with.
Sahib:  The man preached passive resistance to Hitler, advising the British people to let the Germans invade and do what they wished
Sahib:  Imagine if he had been facing off against say, the French.
RoyScotalnd:  In this country many parents are aginst the triple mmr injection
Emma:  I have plenty of spuds thanks
Sahib:  Fear of autism?
YourMoralLeader:  I’ve advised Emma
Sahib:  Emma, you look very healthy.
YourMoralLeader:  to let me invade and do what I wish
YourMoralLeader:  I’m like Gandhi
Emma:  Invade?
YourMoralLeader:  so to speak
RoyScotalnd:  AYe- thanks to the specious claims of ill-trained epidemioligists
Sahib:  No Luke, if you were like Gandhi, you’d be advising her to let OTHERS invade and do what they wish
YourMoralLeader:  no way jose
Emma:  Your speaking in parables
YourMoralLeader:  i’m like jesus
Emma:  Indeed…
Sahib:  "Invade" is polite talk for "spraying semen along the cervix of said damsel"
YourMoralLeader:  oy ve
YourMoralLeader:  watch it
Emma:  hmmm
YourMoralLeader:  that isn’t what I meant
Emma:  I know
RoyScotalnd:  very astute sahib
Emma:  Someone is just being smart
YourMoralLeader:  i’m sick
Sahib:  Sahib favors smallpox vaccination, unlike Gandhi.
YourMoralLeader:  my HIV is acting up
Sahib:  Sahib also favors industrialization
Emma:  Mentally or physically?
YourMoralLeader:  both
RoyScotalnd:  and howabout interior ddt spraying sahib?
Emma:  Take a nap
Sahib:  Luke suffers from Weltschmerz
Sahib:  The pains and cares of the world weigh heavily upon his sensitive soul
RoyScotalnd:  nme- lebenschmerz!
RoyScotalnd:  on a good day
QuixoticLass:  That’s not what you meant?  what did you mean then?
Sahib:  He meant what I say he meant.  I am Luke’s redactor
Emma:  Lets boogie
YourMoralLeader:  yay
YourMoralLeader:  no spraying
Emma:  lol
Sahib:  One day I will gather this all into a single book – the book of Levi.
Emma:  lol
RoyScotalnd:  nice word that- didn’t know it
Sahib:  As "Luke " is taken
QuixoticLass:  haha
RoyScotalnd:  chapter 501 sahib?
Sahib:  Levi 5/5/08: Invasion is not insemination
Sahib:  It is all very complex
QuixoticLass:  depends on what your definition of the word is is
RoyScotalnd:  is true?
Sahib:  There will be plenty of room for commentators of tomorrow
QuixoticLass:  very Clintonesque argument
RoyScotalnd:  we all redact in different waysom.
Sahib:  There must be a start to it, though
Sahib:  Emma will help me
Emma:  blah
Sahib:  We will each draft a manuscript
Sahib:  Then I will try to stitch them together
RoyScotalnd:  judging by todays commentators- history has little chance of success
Sahib:  In my version, Luke will be "Levi" and in hers, Luke will simply be Luke
Emma:  Bless you
QuixoticLass:  salud
Sahib:  That sneeze was caused by pollen, the male seed of the plants luke eats
Emma:  lol
RoyScotalnd:  gesundheit
Sahib:  Thus one sees a sneeze as parable for vegan gay sex
QuixoticLass:  hahahaha
Sahib:  Nasal rape
Emma:  Dont die
RoyScotalnd:  invasion of the bogey snatchers

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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