ahib: Careful, guest62, or I shall make you vanish
guest62: do not threaten me you oaf
Emma: Calm down 🙂
RoyScotalnd: half catholic- half jewish=100% human
QuixoticLass: of course human
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QuixoticLass: but she’s doomed to a life of religious confusion just like me
Sahib: I warned him
Sahib: Memsahib! How are you?
Emma: Why was he banned?
YourMoralLeader: My reality crew is coming to ireland to meet emma’s parents
YourMoralLeader: Sahib asked me to
Emma: No their not lol
YourMoralLeader: we’re gonna film my asking pops to take emma to CA
Sahib: Is this about a man who woos a woman from afar?
Emma: Dont think so 🙂
YourMoralLeader: how much would i have to pay for permission to film them meeting me?
RoyScotalnd: emma- ye cal-i-fornie bound?
Emma: I doooooooooooooooont think so Lukey
RoyScotalnd: Go easy Luke- the irish are past masters at resisting transportation!
Sahib: Offer her a sack of potatoes
YourMoralLeader: i’ll buy you from them
RoyScotalnd: a FULL sack#?
RoyScotalnd: ye too profligate!
Sahib: I didn’t suggest Idaho potatoes, mind you
Sahib: Emma, you know Sahib just kids
RoyScotalnd: if I’d a Hoe I’d grow my own
RoyScotalnd: <<< guess some jokes just don’t travel
Sahib: Did you know that Gandhi opposed vaccination against smallpox?
RoyScotalnd: No i didn’t
Sahib: It’s in a book on the rise and fall of the Raj I am almost done with.
Sahib: The man preached passive resistance to Hitler, advising the British people to let the Germans invade and do what they wished
Sahib: Imagine if he had been facing off against say, the French.
RoyScotalnd: In this country many parents are aginst the triple mmr injection
Emma: I have plenty of spuds thanks
Sahib: Fear of autism?
YourMoralLeader: I’ve advised Emma
Sahib: Emma, you look very healthy.
YourMoralLeader: to let me invade and do what I wish
YourMoralLeader: I’m like Gandhi
YourMoralLeader: so to speak
RoyScotalnd: AYe- thanks to the specious claims of ill-trained epidemioligists
Sahib: No Luke, if you were like Gandhi, you’d be advising her to let OTHERS invade and do what they wish
YourMoralLeader: no way jose
Emma: Your speaking in parables
YourMoralLeader: i’m like jesus
Sahib: "Invade" is polite talk for "spraying semen along the cervix of said damsel"
YourMoralLeader: oy ve
YourMoralLeader: watch it
YourMoralLeader: that isn’t what I meant
Emma: I know
RoyScotalnd: very astute sahib
Emma: Someone is just being smart
YourMoralLeader: i’m sick
Sahib: Sahib favors smallpox vaccination, unlike Gandhi.
YourMoralLeader: my HIV is acting up
Sahib: Sahib also favors industrialization
Emma: Mentally or physically?
RoyScotalnd: and howabout interior ddt spraying sahib?
Emma: Take a nap
Sahib: Luke suffers from Weltschmerz
Sahib: The pains and cares of the world weigh heavily upon his sensitive soul
RoyScotalnd: nme- lebenschmerz!
RoyScotalnd: on a good day
QuixoticLass: That’s not what you meant? what did you mean then?
Sahib: He meant what I say he meant. I am Luke’s redactor
Emma: Lets boogie
YourMoralLeader: no spraying
Sahib: One day I will gather this all into a single book – the book of Levi.
RoyScotalnd: nice word that- didn’t know it
Sahib: As "Luke " is taken
RoyScotalnd: chapter 501 sahib?
Sahib: Levi 5/5/08: Invasion is not insemination
Sahib: It is all very complex
QuixoticLass: depends on what your definition of the word is is
RoyScotalnd: is true?
Sahib: There will be plenty of room for commentators of tomorrow
QuixoticLass: very Clintonesque argument
RoyScotalnd: we all redact in different waysom.
Sahib: There must be a start to it, though
Sahib: Emma will help me
Sahib: We will each draft a manuscript
Sahib: Then I will try to stitch them together
RoyScotalnd: judging by todays commentators- history has little chance of success
Sahib: In my version, Luke will be "Levi" and in hers, Luke will simply be Luke
Emma: Bless you
Sahib: That sneeze was caused by pollen, the male seed of the plants luke eats
Sahib: Thus one sees a sneeze as parable for vegan gay sex
Sahib: Nasal rape
Emma: Dont die
RoyScotalnd: invasion of the bogey snatchers
"Luke Ford reports all of the 'juicy' quotes, and has been doing it for years." (Marc B. Shapiro)
"This guy knows all the gossip, the ins and outs, the lashon hara of the Orthodox world. He’s an [expert] in... all the inner workings of the Orthodox world." (Rabbi Aaron Rakeffet-Rothkoff)
"This generation's Hillel." (Nathan Cofnas)