From the new book: Balzac preferred not to ejaculate, fearing that it would sap his creative energy. Said a friend: "Sperm to him meant emission of purest cerebral substance, and therefore filtering, a loss through the member, of a potential act of artistic creation." Or, as Balzac himself once put it after climaxing during intercourse with many of his lovers: "This morning I have lost my novel!"
I got my latest issue of Orthodox Action today and read it live on my cam:
YourMoralLeader: i can’t believe emma’s in the latest issue of penthouse
guest30: emma’s has the centerfold with all the staples (not stables)
bipolardragon: for the articles
QuixoticLass: oy vey
Emma: gee wizz
bipolardragon: emma would be a very good penthouse pet
guest30: luck is reading the parsha hashavua in penthouse
bipolardragon: she has the eyes to arden any jewish perv
guest30: the eyes always have it
guest30: eyes are the mirror of the neshama
guest30: lukes eyes are soulfull too dontcha think??
guest30: all that pent up sexuality just waiting to get out
guest30: the mag is already dog eared
bipolardragon: it’s been manhandeled
guest30: don’t forget to leave it in shul when you are done ok?
guest30: breastlover chosid
YourMoralLeader: i’m stealing that
bipolardragon: it’s the jewish edition
bipolardragon: i see no nudes
bipolardragon: it’s the kosher penthouse
guest30: glatt kosher has been supervised by the rabbis
QuixoticLass: glatt kosher penthouse? they checked the girls lungs for blemishes?
guest33: tie me kangaroo down sport tie me kangaroo down
bipolardragon: hi berlin
guest30: girls lungs are checked by the rabbi otherwise she is treif
bipolardragon: i have a friend who lives in you berlin
guest30: luke i hope you didn’t throw away in the trash emmas pic in penthouse
guest30: that would be a travesty and a shanda
Moses: luke, what time are you suntanning today? I need to take a screen shot of that.
sarah: moral leader????????????????? wat morals do you teach
YourMoralSchvartze: yes leader….hold forth on something
sarah: i dont understand
guest30: yes oh leader spill your words of wisdom not your seed
sarah: u look stoned
guest30: he is a pillar in the community
QuixoticLass: he is a pillar in his hovel
guest46: are you suffering from a long, prolonged, derrangement of the sences in order to obtain the unknown??
QuixoticLass: he’s not a vicar
sarah: well wat does he do apart frm sit there
YourMoralSchvartze: LOL we’ve been asking ourselves taht for a couple of months
guest30: he sitting looking pretty
YourMoralSchvartze: what the fsck does luke do all day
QuixoticLass: earlier he was "reading" penthouse
sarah: coz he aint preaching to us ………. ha
Emma: He works hard and looks handsome
guest30: he works hard for the money so hard for it honey
sarah: ru half chineese
Emma: Nope.. I see perfectly
guest30: love is blind
sarah: u must be joking
sarah: ur telling me lol
guest30: emma give him a haircut & a shave when you come…
Emma: He dosn’t need it
guest30: then & only then you can say he looks handsome
guest30: go ahead & wipe on the teeshirt
QuixoticLass: when I first met him he was clean shaven
QuixoticLass: came and sat down in front of my desk
sarah: i dont c the point in just sitting there not saying nuffing ffs
guest30: we are here to entertain him – the leader
guest30: that is what he hath commanded to his followers & we must obey orders
guest30: wipe away
guest30: sticky fingers
sarah: go ahead
guest30: wipe it on that hairy chest of yours
sarah: that sweaty hairy chest yuk
Emma: He dosn’t have a hairy chest
guest30: how do we know this emma?
guest30: have you run your lawn mover through it ?
Emma: Havn’t you seen him change on cam?
guest30: ah yes you are right
guest30: & you still want him?
guest30: chest hair is not your thing
YourMoralLeader: of course
YourMoralLeader: and I want her
YourMoralLeader: in the worst way
Emma: lol Luke!
guest30: do you want him more emma as he wipes away on his shirt…it is such a turn on
Emma: I hope not
guest30: oi vey is mir
QuixoticLass: You’re scaring her Luke
guest30: i am going to donate more money to the emma fund right away…it is tzedakah well given
guest30: kenst brechen
guest30: in yiddish it means i want to gag
YourMoralLeader: Desperately, very much, as in He wanted a new trumpet in the worst way. This usage replaced worst kind. [Colloquial; second half of 1800s]
guest30: not in the biblical sense