I’m Finetuning My Cam Description

Currently it is: "Are you a sinner in need of G-d’s grace? I’m Luke Ford and I want to be Your Moral Leader! Watch me wrap tefillin, study Torah and engineer sweeping moral change. I write the website Lukeford.net and I want you to look deeply into my eyes. If you do, you’ll know what to do to change your life and to change your world. Don’t ask me dumb questions such as "What is tefillin/Torah etc"? Use Google. Don’t bother me unless you have something smart to say. Moral change is very demanding. BTW, I am a false prophet and G-d is a superstition."

YourMoralLeader:  i reworked my description above, whadya think? powerful? moving?
guest47:  Yes, the description has something for everyone
YourMoralLeader:  it’s not too overt in its eroticism?
guest47:  I’m am way turned on
Parallel:  straight to the point
YourMoralLeader:  Thank the good L-rd
Parallel:  couldnt have put it better myself
guest47:  acupuncture  this week?
YourMoralLeader:  twice
ChaimAmalek:  How do you know the needles are clean?
guest47:  local yocal
YourMoralLeader:  any sinners in here needing G-d’s grace?
YourMoralLeader:  I feel there’s a broken heart in here
guest47:  heal me
ChaimAmalek:  What if the previous person receiveing that treatment is say, a porner?
ChaimAmalek:  And they don’t sterilize properly?
YourMoralLeader:  my acupuncturists are hot and only use clean needles
ChaimAmalek:  Make me appealing to young shiksas, Luke
Parallel:  he who is free of sin cast the first stone
YourMoralLeader:  ping
guest47:  ooooohhhhhh
ChaimAmalek:  There is better money in faith healing than in blogging
guest47:  how do you mend a broken heart?
Parallel:  its good you try to heal folk through thought and self belief luke
guest47:  Brooklyn in the house
ChaimAmalek:  But can a man who is as valetudinarian as Luke heal others?
Parallel:  the mind itself can be a powerful healer
ChaimAmalek:  Dogs have yicchus
ChaimAmalek:  purebreeds have lots of yicchus
YourMoralLeader:  Best way to mend a broken heart, my child, is to go out and get into action.
YourMoralLeader:  Emma, I want you to sing me a love song
ChaimAmalek:  emma, Luke has just told me to have some action with you
ChaimAmalek:  Your master commands, you must obey
ChaimAmalek:  that is a sick or weakly person
Emma:  Some action with me?
YourMoralLeader:  Emma, can I call you on a landline? That would be free for me, while to a mobile costs me 45c a minute
guest47:  I’ll contribute to the fund
Emma:  My mum puts a code on the landline lol
ChaimAmalek:  I noted 4 words I never saw before in Rad: the Making and umaking of British India, which made me want to flog a wog
ChaimAmalek:  with a cane
ChaimAmalek:  Whilst wearing a pith helmut
ChaimAmalek:  Raj, not rad
Parallel:  fasinating
YourMoralLeader:  what’s a code on the landline do?
ChaimAmalek:  This new Jewess you located, Luke, the one with nude pics who is Chabbad, is she in New YOrk?
YourMoralLeader:  in illinois now
ChaimAmalek:  Where?
ChaimAmalek:  Why?
YourMoralLeader:  email her
Emma:  Can’t use it..
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YourMoralLeader:  oy, why emma?
Emma:  How is Gina?
ChaimAmalek:  Why is she living with Chabad and posing nude?
guest47:  How are you M?
ChaimAmalek:  I wish there to be more Jewesses like that in New York
YourMoralLeader:  kicks?
guest47:  fell bad for her kids
guest47:  feel
ChaimAmalek:  I do well with weirdos
Emma:  Mum dosnt want a huge bill
Emma:  Good G, you??
YourMoralLeader:  but I’d be calling you, that cant cost you
guest47:  Sorry I missed the phone call
guest47:  how was it?
YourMoralLeader:  ecstasy
Emma:  lol
ChaimAmalek:  ecstacy is illegal
guest47:  recorded Luke?
YourMoralLeader:  no
Emma:  Nooo
guest47:  🙁
ChaimAmalek:  laocoon – what does that mean?
ChaimAmalek:  Not in my dictionary
Emma:  We were disscussing my priest
ChaimAmalek:  Why your priest?
Emma:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  I’m getting a feeling M that your parents are going to be quite a challenge for this old hairy jew
guest47:  what about dad?
Emma:  Yep
ChaimAmalek:  Your priest cannot be as horrible a human being as the Satmar Rabbi of Hitler times
Emma:  I doubt that Chaim
YourMoralLeader:  Did you see Father Ted M?
YourMoralLeader:  BBC show
Emma:  Yep
YourMoralLeader:  Is that like your priests?
Emma:  nooooooooooooo
YourMoralLeader:  I’m feeling very priestsly right now M
YourMoralLeader:  please help me with communion
YourMoralLeader:  stick out your tongue
YourMoralLeader:  body of chr-st
guest47:  you are the brightest penny in Luke’s pushka
guest47:  probably the only penny
YourMoralLeader:  i’m transcribing my leah kleim interview, figuring out why she gets naked and if it is good for the jews
guest47:  Do you think she has a nice rack?
Emma:  Oops my sisters pc got hacked
HughParallelEverett:  do you ask this in order to help you philosiphise
guest47:  http://youtube.com/watch?v=ae0ktYmI8ps
ChaimAmalek:  She does NOT have a nice rack
ChaimAmalek:  Fake all the way
guest47:  tattoos
YourMoralLeader:  not as nice as M’s
guest47:  Emma, slap him!
guest47:  as fake as her yichus
Emma:  When internet explorer… ehem thanks Luke. When internet explorer pops open 100’s of times what does that mean?
guest47:  doesn’t sound good….
guest47:  call the doctor
HughParallelEverett:  lol
Emma:  He just daydreams Gina.. a slap wouldnt cure that
ChaimAmalek:  It means you should be using Firefox
guest47:  true.. and he would enjoy it too much
Emma:  lol
guest47:  whips and chains are out as well
YourMoralLeader:  she needs Russian Dragon
YourMoralLeader:  shut down her computer
YourMoralLeader:  install an anti- virus thing
Emma:  Someone on her msn im said they would hack her
HughParallelEverett:  so why would leah kleim NOT be good for anyone??
YourMoralLeader:  i’m gonna watch blades of glory
YourMoralLeader:  if she got it wrong on a major story Hugh
ChaimAmalek:  She needs AMALEK in  her life
guest47:  too in your face
YourMoralLeader:  or if she caused a jew to spill his seed
HughParallelEverett:  whos AMALEK lol
ChaimAmalek:  Amalek can infuse her with new yichhus
guest47:  she likes chocolate
ChaimAmalek:  I should introduce her to Al Sharpton
HughParallelEverett:  whats wrong with your shoulder luke
Emma:  He needs a massage
ChaimAmalek:  He has masturbator cuff problems
guest47:  get those quarters
YourMoralLeader:  blogger elbow
ChaimAmalek:  I meant rotator cuff
YourMoralLeader:  i can no longer tug with my right hand
Emma:  lol
ChaimAmalek:  You should buy one of those trained capuchin monkeys
Emma:  lol wtf!
ChaimAmalek:  They know how to do that and MORE
HughParallelEverett:  lol you dirty lot there is me thinking you are good nicey folks too
ChaimAmalek:  And if your little monkey misbehaves, you spank him
Emma:  Ok so he looks down and sees a monkey…. attractive
ChaimAmalek:  A real man can get it up under any circumstances…..with enough levitra
YourMoralLeader:  I was just thinking what a lovely group we have in here now
YourMoralLeader:  You people mean so much to me, I love you!
ChaimAmalek:  I even had a shtick ready to go for dealing with that albo situation
Emma:  lmao!
guest47:  Group Hug!!
Emma:  Caaaaaaaaan you feel the love tonight
YourMoralLeader:  Emma, get that monkey off my back
guest47:  whats the next step after the phone call?
Emma:  lol
ChaimAmalek:  Conversion
HughParallelEverett:  well im away to work on some quantum physics whilst you lot enjoy yourselves…bye for now
guest47:  let’s get things moving before I don’t fit into my BM dress
Emma:  Dont think so Chaim
Emma:  lol g
guest47:  and green is not the new black
Emma:  pfft… god have mercy on your soul!
YourMoralLeader:  Can’t wait till your parents meet my parents, my dad hates catholicism
YourMoralLeader:  could be some awkward moments
Emma:  Try not to think ahead
guest47:  Luke I hope your rebbitzen won’t get tossed from shul
Emma:  We have a few hills to climb yet
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guest47:  you need her there behind the mechitza
guest47:  for moral support
guest47:  you are the brightest penny in Luke’s pushka
guest47:  probably the only penny
YourMoralLeader:  i’m transcribing my leah kleim interview, figuring out why she gets naked and if it is good for the jews
guest47:  Do you think she has a nice rack?
Emma:  Oops my sisters pc got hacked
HughParallelEverett:  is that a personal interview
HughParallelEverett:  do you ask this in order to help you philosiphise
guest47:  http://youtube.com/watch?v=ae0ktYmI8ps
ChaimAmalek:  She does NOT have a nice rack
ChaimAmalek:  Fake all the way
guest47:  tattoos
YourMoralLeader:  not as nice as M’s
guest47:  Emma, slap him!
guest47:  as fake as her yichus
Emma:  When internet explorer… ehem thanks Luke. When internet explorer pops open 100’s of times what does that mean?
guest47:  doesn’t sound good….
guest47:  call the doctor
Emma:  He just daydreams Gina.. a slap wouldnt cure that
ChaimAmalek:  It means you should be using Firefox
guest47:  true.. and he would enjoy it too much
guest47:  whips and chains are out as well
YourMoralLeader:  she needs Russian Dragon
YourMoralLeader:  shut down her computer
YourMoralLeader:  install an anti- virus thing
Emma:  Someone on her msn im said they would hack her
HughParallelEverett:  so why would leah kleim NOT be good for anyone??
YourMoralLeader:  i’m gonna watch blades of glory
YourMoralLeader:  if she got it wrong on a major story Hugh
ChaimAmalek:  She needs AMALEK in  her life
guest47:  too in your face
YourMoralLeader:  or if she caused a jew to spill his seed
HughParallelEverett:  whos AMALEK lol
ChaimAmalek:  Amalek can infuse her with new yichhus
guest47:  she likes chocolate
ChaimAmalek:  I should introduce her to Al Sharpton
HughParallelEverett:  whats wrong with your shoulder luke
Emma:  He needs a massage
ChaimAmalek:  He has masturbator cuff problems
guest47:  get those quarters
YourMoralLeader:  blogger elbow
ChaimAmalek:  I meant rotator cuff
YourMoralLeader:  i can no longer tug with my right hand
ChaimAmalek:  You should buy one of those trained capuchin monkeys
ChaimAmalek:  They know how to do that and MORE
HughParallelEverett:  lol you dirty lot there is me thinking you are good nicey folks too
ChaimAmalek:  And if your little monkey misbehaves, you spank him
Emma:  Ok so he looks down and sees a monkey…. attractive
ChaimAmalek:  A real man can get it up under any circumstances…..with enough levitra
ChaimAmalek:  Emma, get that prospective monkey off of Luke’s back.
YourMoralLeader:  I was just thinking what a lovely group we have in here now
YourMoralLeader:  You people mean so much to me, I love you!
ChaimAmalek:  I even had a shtick ready to go for dealing with that albo situation
Emma:  lmao!
guest47:  Group Hug!!
Emma:  Caaaaaaaaan you feel the love tonight
YourMoralLeader:  Emma, get that monkey off my back
guest47:  whats the next step after the phone call?
ChaimAmalek:  Conversion
HughParallelEverett:  well im away to work on some quantum physics whilst you lot enjoy yourselves…bye for now
guest47:  let’s get things moving before I don’t fit into my BM dress
Emma:  Dont think so Chaim
Emma:  lol g
guest47:  and green is not the new black
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Emma:  Whoa the americans sure do think ahead
guest47:  you guys are gonna elope anyway right?
guest47:  hurry mitzvah nite is soon upon us
YourMoralLeader:  M comes out to visit, I’ll sweep her off her feet, we’ll go to Vegas, Amalek will officiate she’ll be Mrs Ford
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ChaimAmalek:  Luke even has the crawl space ready
Emma:  Emma Ford
Emma:  Emma Denise Ford
Emma:  lmaO
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guest47:  kids / dogs names?
ChaimAmalek:  Amalek
ChaimAmalek:  Amalekina
Emma:  Hell no
Emma:  lol
ChaimAmalek:  Canan
ChaimAmalek:  Satmarella
Emma:  Dadreallina?
guest47:  Chabadella
ChaimAmalek:  Darnell, Yolanda, Vagintillia
Emma:  Smashpina?
ChaimAmalek:  But that’s if they are black
Emma:  Potato?
ChaimAmalek:  Spud
Emma:  lol
Emma:  spud!
ChaimAmalek:  I da ho
guest47:  alaska
ChaimAmalek:  In America, celebrities name their kids after states, like "Dakota"
Emma:  I love that name Chaim
ChaimAmalek:  Well, if you have twins, you could name them North and South
guest47:  quads; east and west
ChaimAmalek:  Carolina, Virginia, Dakota, Georgia, Florida,
Emma:  Woosh
Emma:  Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyway
guest47:  remember you need 8
guest47:  plus the pets
Emma:  lol
guest47:  and your pet names for each other….
Emma:  8 children 6 horses 5 dogs
Emma:  Sorted
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ChaimAmalek:  The horses should be named after diceased porn stars
guest47:  and a partridge in a pear tree
ChaimAmalek:  I cannot spell
guest47:  just say dead
ChaimAmalek:  Or you could name them after diseased porn stars and have more names to pick from
guest47:  jewish porn stars…
ChaimAmalek:  Emma, what sort of wedding dress will you be wearing?
Emma:  omg shut up!
Emma:  lol
ChaimAmalek:  I want you to show some leg
guest47:  it must match Lukes dress
ChaimAmalek:  Not for me, mind you , as I am post-sexual
YourMoralLeader:  not just leg
Emma:  lol Chaim
Emma:  Of course you are
YourMoralLeader:  Hey, do they have corporate punishment in Ireland? In school, did you get hit by teachers or by your parents?
Emma:  No
ChaimAmalek:  Emma, did you know that in certain Jewish circles, it is customary for all the males in attendance at a wedding to have sex with the bride before the groom gets his turn?
ChaimAmalek:  Luke belongs to those circles
Emma:  Not with you Chaim
Emma:  Post-sexual
ChaimAmalek:  No, not with me
ChaimAmalek:  I am saving myself for Holly Randall
Emma:  lol
guest47:  wil she be taking the pics?
ChaimAmalek:  Video
guest47:  8mm
ChaimAmalek:  She will handle the arrangements
YourMoralLeader:  I must stand up here for Emma’s virtue.
ChaimAmalek:  One day, I will introduce her to Luke as Mrs. Holly Amalek
ChaimAmalek:  You will be there at the door when I do, barefoot and pregnant
Emma:  You’ll lure her with your sweet scent Chaim
ChaimAmalek:  That works
ChaimAmalek:  I have proof
Emma:  Poof?
ChaimAmalek:  proof
Emma:  Yes poof
ChaimAmalek:  Yes, I tried it out
guest47:  no canal street cheap crap
ChaimAmalek:  that’s what I used.
Emma:  He used poof
guest47:  can you imagine if you would use the real good stuff?
ChaimAmalek:  Same stuff that those sex and the city gals wear
ChaimAmalek:  No, the idea is to smell of skank
guest47:  an malano blank stilletos
ChaimAmalek:  This is why, I speculate, men go to hookers.  To get their smell on them so that they can snag females in regular life
ChaimAmalek:  priming the pump
guest47:  winner theroy
YourMoralLeader:  gnight emma, everyone
YourMoralLeader:  XXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ChaimAmalek:  Emma, you face lots of pump priming in the years to come
Emma:  Night Lukey XOXOXOXOXOXOX
ChaimAmalek:  who is leaving?
Emma:  Pump priming?
ChaimAmalek:  Yes.  The Pump
Emma:  Luke it seems
ChaimAmalek:  It is a vacuum device that men use
guest47:  The Rebbitzen will take over
RevDesmondFord:  well, well, son…
RevDesmondFord:  let’s talk about your false conversion now.
RevDesmondFord:  you know, your self-administered "conversion" officiated by the imaginary internet rabbi.
RevDesmondFord:  SPEAK UP, SUNNY JIM!
RevDesmondFord:  nothing to say, eh, mate?
RevDesmondFord:  I didn’t think so. Coward.
RevDesmondFord:  SPEAK UP, BOY!
RevDesmondFord:  Let’ talk about your false "conversion".
RevDesmondFord:  now that your sycophantic cadre of retards and losers is not here, perhaps you can man up and confess the truth.
RevDesmondFord:  for once in your miserable life, you sorry drongo.
RevDesmondFord:  i should have left you in the outback for the wombats to eat.
RevDesmondFord:  SPEAK UP, SUNNY JIM!
RevDesmondFord:  nothing to say. so typical. it amazes me how fair-dinkum stupid your tiny hanful of followers really is – what’s even more pathetic is that it makes you think of yourself as the c**k of the walk!
RevDesmondFord:  if i were there, i’d pluck you and serve you as a fair-dinkum fricasee, i would
RevDesmondFord:  you are a sickening fraud.
RevDesmondFord:  here’s a hint for you, boy:
RevDesmondFord:  KILL YOURSELF
RevDesmondFord:  my son is a disappointment. a bitter, shameful disappointment.
RevDesmondFord:  he’s spent his whole life trying to honk me off.
RevDesmondFord:  well, i’ve got news for you, Sunny Jim
RevDesmondFord:  i’m going to smash your fair-dinkum face
RevDesmondFord:  let’s talk about your self-administered, false "conversion"
guest249:  Are you going to let ththe right reverend talk to you like that?
guest249:  I expect a little more from my "moral leaders."
RevDesmondFord:  expect nothing from this one. he’s a sickening fraud, as i’ve said many a time.
RevDesmondFord:  and a slimy little anti-semite, to boot. i ought to clout him one but good, mate!
guest249:  Are you correct, Reverend? He’s a fake? How so? 
RevDesmondFord:  he was thrown out of the RCC conversion program when they discovered his dishonest and deceitful nature.
RevDesmondFord:  he garbs himself in the trappings of Judaism as if donning a clown costume, but was never really converted.
RevDesmondFord:  ask rabbi union about him.
RevDesmondFord:  my son is a self-aggrandizing, self-seeking liar with no more intelligence than a burst cane toad.
RevDesmondFord:  and even less integrity.
guest249:  But he says he was converted by someone he calls Rabbi Gadol. That’s false too?
RevDesmondFord:  here’s a note to you, Sunny Jim: harboring a sick and hateful obsession with the Jews does not make you authentically Jewish.
guest249:  Why is your boy so silent, Reverend Desmond Was he always that way?
RevDesmondFord:  you have no cultural or spiritual che’s silent because he has no excuse and nothing to say, mate.
guest249:  For someone who postures like such a know-it-all on the web, he sure clams up when you make an appearance.
RevDesmondFord:  you have no cultural or spiritual connection to Judaism, son. You are simply a fraud running around with your chest puffed out making moral judgments and ducking for cover beneath the cover of a religion you do not understand.
RevDesmondFord:  that’s true – he clams right up!
guest249:  I’m thinking maybe I was wrong coming to this site. He seems rather weak-minded and girlish. Doesn’t even stand up to his old man.
RevDesmondFord:  he’s the shame of his family.
guest249:  Let me ask you, Reverend, when he was growing up, was he shameful to you as well?
RevDesmondFord:  he scribbles like a 13-year-old girl with her first diary and passes it off as "journalism." my son wouldn’t know the meaning of  the word. he hides in his room, stewing in his petty jealousy and trolling the fair-dinkum internet for stoies he can use to
RevDesmondFord:  stories he can use to defame the Jews. I’m well-cheesed right about now, I’ll tell ya!
RevDesmondFord:  when he was a lad, he was a mortifying embarrassment to me and his mum. she died when the boy gave her cancer, but still he persisted in his buggery and theft.
guest249:  Why do you think he calls himself a "moral leader?" Is he particularly moral? Does he have any followers? To tell you the truth, I’m not really getting what the deal is with your son.
RevDesmondFord:  mincing about like the ponce he is.
guest249:  Is there a history of mental illness in your family?
RevDesmondFord:  yes, there is.
palestine4ever:  Goddammit, I missed Amalek
RevDesmondFord:  here’s one of my son’s anti-semitic sychophants right now!
guest249:  Is belonging to a cult like the SDA considered a mental illness?
RevDesmondFord:  you asked what sort of flotsam my boy attracts – here’s your answer!
palestine4ever:  Oh jesus, are you still on that one dimensional troll?
guest249:  Can he explain what the deal is with your boy?
RevDesmondFord:  this creep here likes to spout anti-semitic venom – he thinks it’s "clever." must have got the idea from my worthless son.
palestine4ever:  No, I’m just in favor of better and more dynamic trolling.
RevDesmondFord:  i ought to bash their noggins together.
guest249:  Where did you go wrong, Reverend Desmond? You seem like a reasonable individual. How did your son end up like he did?
RevDesmondFord:  listen to the scumbag tout his own cleverness.
palestine4ever:  I heard he was scared after Mike Albo dropped him off in East LA, alone and surrounded by brown Mexicans.
palestine4ever:  Is that right, RevDes?
guest249:  The only cleverness I’ve seen so far has come from you, Reverend Desmond. I especially liked the bit about Weet-Bix and something you called "floaters."
RevDesmondFord:  my boy is a coward in all situations.

RevDesmondFord:  my son is a sinker.
palestine4ever:  I mean, hey, the irrational hatred of a religious and ethnic group is pretty strange, but a fixation on another man’s toilet is just damn poofty.
guest249:  From what Ive read, the Reverend Desmond was ficated on the droppings of his FAMILY. It was a health thing in the SDA, am I right, Reverend?
RevDesmondFord:  the former can be explained in terms of ignorance and fear. as to the latter, 249 is correct. look it up on yer internet, sunny jim! i used to march my family to the commode each morning to examine their stools.
RevDesmondFord:  Luke’s brother Paul came up floaters every time. But Luke laid sinkers. Coincidence? I think not. Not at Paul today – and just look at my jobless, hypocritical fraud of a son.
RevDesmondFord:  Look at Paul. RIght, Luke? He’s a fair-dinkum success. You? Wretched and despised.
RevDesmondFord:  Your only ally an anti-semitic halfwit.
RevDesmondFord:  SPEAK UP, BOY!
guest249:  Is this because Luke ate candy and sweets in violation of the SDA’s recommendation to eat grains and legumes?
RevDesmondFord:  my son’s only "mission" here is a self-seeking one. i suspect the way he turned out is a result of the candy he stuffed in his god as a child, giggling all the while.
guest249:  I think, I too, would have force fed hima  burst cane toad, Reverend. It’s the only way the disobedient will learn sometimes.
RevDesmondFord:  my son’s gob was always full of sweets.
RevDesmondFord:  his gibbering, mincing antics were a disgrace to the family. i can’t bear it.
guest249:  He sounds like he was perfectly disagreeable lad, Reverend.
RevDesmondFord:  to this day, he fills me with disgust.
guest249:  I’m not getting much of a sense of admiration for him eiither, reverend.
RevDesmondFord:  the "palestine" chap has clammed up just like my son! i was hoping he would dispense some more of his anti-semitic "witticisms."
RevDesmondFord:  let’
palestine4ever:  No, I’ve just realized that I’m arguing with a Turing machine.
RevDesmondFord:  let’s have some more of that smirky, smarmy pseudo-intellectual banter, "palestine"!
guest249:  Maybe they’re all working some sort of Internet voodoo to discover your real identity.
RevDesmondFord:  good luck to them!
RevDesmondFord:  tell us why you hate the Jews, "Palestine." And why you admire my son!
RevDesmondFord:  well?
palestine4ever:  Yep.
RevDesmondFord:  two simple questions, lad. be quick about it!
guest249:  Given the level of discourse I’ve encountered here–except for you, reverend–I’d say that they’ll come up, as you’d say, sinkers.
palestine4ever:  I hate the Jews. They’re an arcane sect that have oppressed my people.
RevDesmondFord:  fair-dinkum right.
palestine4ever:  I don’t admire your son.
RevDesmondFord:  at least you’re right in one department.
palestine4ever:  I believe you should tell us now about his stool, his love for Olivia Newton-John, and about Rabbi Union.
palestine4ever:  Because it’s so tremendously stimulating
palestine4ever:  And you can tell that it really gets to him.
palestine4ever:  Seriously.
RevDesmondFord:  let’s talk about Dennis Prager instead.
palestine4ever:  It’s posted on the front page every single day
RevDesmondFord:  UNION WAS RIGHT
palestine4ever:  Yes, so you told us.
RevDesmondFord:  and yet you return, day after day.
palestine4ever:  I think you should demand Luke tell us what Rabbi Union said.
RevDesmondFord:  he still hasn’t come clean.
guest249:  No offense, Palestine, but you’re more boring than the good reverend.
RevDesmondFord:  and never will.
palestine4ever:  Incredible.
RevDesmondFord:  yes, where did you come frm, "palestine"?
palestine4ever:  Sigh
RevDesmondFord:  clearlyt, you are cut from the same cloth as my son – what with your unerring journalistic instincts in ferreting our my "true" identity!
palestine4ever:  Well, was fun while it lasted, Luke.
guest249:  I’m going to bet that he came from some southern California suburb.
palestine4ever:  Have fun with the echo chamber.
RevDesmondFord:  he’s quite the detective! and an exemplary anti-semite!
RevDesmondFord:  buggering little s**t-eater.
RevDesmondFord:  we still don’
guest249:  Most likely the product of ignorant parents. No direction. Now he’s what they call an "Internet tough guy."
RevDesmondFord:  t know why "palestine" takes such an interest in my son.
RevDesmondFord:  i, for one, would like to know.
guest249:  I’d like to hear from the "moral leader."
RevDesmondFord:  SPEAK UP, SON!
guest249:  Especially about this conversion issue.
RevDesmondFord:  i’ve had enough of this rot! my son is a fraud, and his "fans" are still worse than he is.
guest249:  Who is this Rabbi Gadol? Is he even real?
RevDesmondFord:  of course not!
RevDesmondFord:  do you expect an honest r esponse from my lying creep of a son? what did rabbi union say about him?
guest249:  You mean the "moral leader" is duping people? Perhaps this Rabbi Union was right?
RevDesmondFord:  ah, yes, that’s right…
RevDesmondFord:  i see the "palestine" bugger is still hanging on like a leech after announcing his exit in such grand terms.
RevDesmondFord:  another symptom of what you called "internet tough guy" syndrome.
guest249:  Again, possibly the product of ignorant parents.
guest249:  These people are certainly silent, aren’t they, Reverend?
RevDesmondFord:  while my own parenting obviously produced sorry results, i hate to think of who might have spawned such a lowlife turd as this "palestine".
RevDesmondFord:  suddenly the jew-hater has nothing to say.
guest249:  I’m wagering that he’s not even Palestinian. Maybe an Italian trying to pass? 
RevDesmondFord:  perhaps a self-loathing jew himself. who knows?
RevDesmondFord:  the real issue here is my son and his fraudulent "conversion".
guest249:  Do you think he shuns pork becasue of Leviticus…or because the flesh of swine remind him of mom and dad?
RevDesmondFord:  perhaps he gorged on the flesh of swine so much that he cannot bear the scent.
guest249:  This is a compelling topic, Reverend, and one which your son will not answer for whatever reasons.
guest252:  what topic?
guest252:  hi
guest249:  It’s not making me believe he’s much of a leader. Especially when he wo’y answer your direct questions.
RevDesmondFord:  the reason is that he’s a coward.
RevDesmondFord:  can you believe people buy into his act?
RevDesmondFord:  congratulations, "palestine".
guest252:  what’s  going on?
RevDesmondFord:  my cowardly son has clammed right up.
guest252:  hi everyone
guest249:  I’m finding it hard to believe, given what I’ve seen so far. However, the Internet is a a haven for all sorts of weirdos.
RevDesmondFord:  and so has his anti-semitic friend.
guest252:  this person on here is your son?
guest252:  my first time here
guest252:  have no clue what this is about
RevDesmondFord:  why are you here?
guest249:  I think they must be working that old Internet magic, Reverend Desmond.
guest252:  i’m up late and surfing the net
guest252:  i like to look at the animal cams
guest252:  then i came over here to see who was online
RevDesmondFord:  i’ve had it with this nonsense. i’ll return to upbraid my son later. the ponce.
RevDesmondFord:  now bugger off, the lot of you!
User RevDesmondFord left the room.
guest252:  i am reading this
guest249:  Welcome to the most confusing place you’ll ever be. There’s a "moral leader" who’s doesn’t seem to be particularly moral or possess any leadership skills, a guy who claims he hates the Jews, and a Reverend who asks good questions but gets no answers.
guest252:  the person really needs prayer
guest252:  and a life
guest252:  that’s not a moral leader
guest252:  God is not a superstition
guest252:  not cool to spew hate
guest249:  I thought the same thing. he seems rather quiet when confronted by his dad, though.
guest252:  leader you need Jesus Christ in your life
YourMoralLeader:  hi
guest252:  friend…you need Jesus in your life
guest252:  i will pray for you
YourMoralLeader:  thank you
YourMoralLeader:  I blessyou
guest252:  sorry..i dont want nor need

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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