Gina: Dad will be there too
Gina: both Dads
YourMoralLeader: let me talk to your father
YourMoralLeader: my dad and his dad
Gina: have the talk Luke
ANYTIMEASAP: heh fill me in whats on with our emma ?
Gina: Luke you need an adjustment
YourMoralLeader: how?
Gina: we want to see those gorgeous eyes
YourMoralLeader: anyone got emma’s #?
WELSH: someone just got banned i’ve never seen that before in the moral leaders room?
Gina: you are our moral center
Gina: but you are off kilter
Gina: don’t use that # you found on the bathroom wall last night
YourMoralLeader: ringing
YourMoralLeader: ringing
Emma: lol
YourMoralLeader: what do I do with an 18yo girl who wont pick up my call?
YourMoralLeader: spank her?
Emma: lmao!!!!!!!!
guest14: Do you know that she really is a she?
russiandragon: some say toyboy
Emma: lol
Gina: don’t laugh your a s s off… there won’t b anything to spank
ANYTIMEASAP: your a goood pr guy kuke. hope she is sensible
Emma: Tomorrow Luke…
YourMoralLeader: thanks ASAP
russiandragon: lol
YourMoralLeader: I want you now
Emma: I know I felt the vibrations
russiandragon: lol
Gina: 1 800 emma now
ANYTIMEASAP: oops luke.MORAL LEADER
Gina: kiss your tzitzit
YourMoralLeader: i dont recognize that part of myself
WELSH: bk
Emma: lol
russiandragon: mm
ANYTIMEASAP: LOL
russiandragon: wb
ANYTIMEASAP: LOL
ANYTIMEASAP: WHAT A SKIT
Emma: lol huffy Levi
guest91: still off your medication there fruitcake?
YourMoralLeader: There will be blood
YourMoralLeader: yes
Gina: no slurp 🙁
YourMoralLeader: is that wrong?
Emma: no 🙁
YourMoralLeader: i was gonna wait till emma’s bday to call
YourMoralLeader: but gina shoved me
Emma: lol
Gina: OOPS!
Gina: Sorry
Gina: should have given us the heads up
Gina: can you hold out until then?
Emma: lol
Gina: Luke who does the laundry?
YourMoralLeader: me now
YourMoralLeader: emma soon
Gina: quarters?
Emma: lol
YourMoralLeader: y
Gina: or your saving them for the vibrating bed
User ANYTIMEASAP changed their name to atlanticcurrent.
YourMoralLeader: would you like a vibrating bed emma?
Gina: she’ll settle for a bed
Emma: hmmm nope
Emma: lol
Gina: water bed?
Emma: Whoa yeah!
Emma: lol
atlanticcurrent: she settle for a settle
Emma: lol that didnt sound good
guest93: hey luke, I’m gonna build a shelter for the homeless
guest93: you know, to give your momma a place to live
YourMoralLeader: thanks 93
YourMoralLeader: how about me?
guest93: you can join her luke
guest93: you look fit for it
YourMoralLeader: got any grub, mate?
Emma: Not really luke
Emma: You should have soup
Emma: 😉
YourMoralLeader: i need me sum emma
Emma: yep
Gina: slurp slurp
Emma: lol
atlanticcurrent: luke is gettin a pot belly !!!
atlanticcurrent: LOL
Gina: Emma stirs his pot
Gina: bubbling over
atlanticcurrent: HES BREEDING SOMETHING YUCH
Gina: whats in your movie que
guest93: what’s that you’re eating luke, gruel?
atlanticcurrent: GINA WHERE ARE YOU/
Emma: Bedtime.. Gnight Gina, Luke xoxoxoxoxox
Emma: Take care
YourMoralLeader: gnight
guest95: that looks like sugar pps
YourMoralLeader: xoooooooooooooooooooooooooos
Emma: xxxxxxxx
guest93: looks like something you might find on a pub step on a sunday morning, luke
Gina: Bye Emma XXXXXX
User Emma left the room.
YourMoralLeader: i miss that girl
YourMoralLeader: she does strange things to my heart
YourMoralLeader: and other parts of me
guest93: you mean you get colonic spasms too luke?
guest95: what an image
guest95: lol
atlanticcurrent: huh
guest93: mind you, come to think of it, I can tell by the look on your face
Gina: She did the room proud in your absence Luke
YourMoralLeader: how so?
Gina: Leading in your place
guest93: well you often look like you’re pinching a loaf when you’re on cam
Gina: as a good Rebbitzen does
atlanticcurrent: off now , night loonies
guest93: kinda like you need………well, a good s**t
guest93: to put it bluntly
YourMoralLeader: is that bad?
guest93: not at all
Gina: floaters
Gina: do you after extra milk left?
Gina: have*
YourMoralLeader: rice milk
YourMoralLeader: all gone
guest95: ewwww gross
guest93: sounds like Luke’s watching ‘Debbie Does Frankenstein Whilst Meeting The Abbots’
guest93: if you know what I mean
guest93: and I think frankenstein does
YourMoralLeader: is that wrong?
guest93: so tell me luke, when you hit 40 and realised that adolescence was never going to play much of a part in your life, did you feel any form of concern?
guest95: lol
guest96: as a moral leader you rate 00000000000000000000000000000
guest93: I feel about as morally led as a nun up a garden path by a pimp into a cucumber field
YourMoralLeader: I can relive my adolescence with emma
YourMoralLeader: but make it more fun
YourMoralLeader: more successful
guest93: I think emma is the only advocate you’ve got luke
YourMoralLeader: I’ll be the quarterback and she’ll be the cheerleader/homecoming queen
guest93: sounds just peachy luke
YourMoralLeader: and I’m flying to ireland to take her to her prom
guest95: you give change luke?
YourMoralLeader: Meet the parents
YourMoralLeader: this old hairy jew shows up on her doorstep, tells pops he met Emma online
guest93: they’ll like a hard working boy like you luke
guest93: the irish have a reputation of loving loser wastrels with no form of self-maintenance
guest96: fire away lukey boy, you cant take advantage of the irish
guest96: you must justify a means
guest93: I’m sure when emma’s folks see your living habits, they’ll be only too pleased to take you in
guest93: you can wrap tefillin for them luke
guest93: how nice would that be huh?
YourMoralLeader: I’ll tell pops i hang out on a cam all day and take paypal donations
YourMoralLeader: God will provide for me and his daughter
guest93: I’m sure he’ll be thrilled
YourMoralLeader: God = pops
guest93: I wonder how the semitic politic will fare in the roman catholic land of Ireland luke?
guest96: irish history would suit your ideals
YourMoralLeader: i wonder if he will be cool with me hanging out in kollel for a few years
guest96: whats with the baby crying
guest93: it’s the main course 96
guest93: it will be ready by the time luke finishes his starter
guest99: you need a shave buddie
Gina: Luke you have your hands full t’night
guest93: have you ever had sex with a woman luke?
Gina: good luck
Gina: xxoooxxxooxoo
YourMoralLeader: no
YourMoralLeader: i’m waiting for marriage
User Gina left the room.
guest93: or anything remotely resembling it?
YourMoralLeader: as g-d wants
guest93: really?
YourMoralLeader: nope
Shirl: busy on phone huh?
YourMoralLeader: hi
Shirl: whats the topic?
Shirl: smiles
YourMoralLeader: leah kleim
YourMoralLeader: rabbi abuse
Shirl: what is leah kleim?
YourMoralLeader: controversial blogger
Shirl: why can’t i see you typing?
YourMoralLeader: can now
Shirl: oh i see now
Shirl: its very bright though
YourMoralLeader: turn down light
Shirl: ah much better
YourMoralLeader: tell me about yourself
Shirl: i live in Canada
YourMoralLeader: work?
Shirl: quit my job…new boss was not nice
YourMoralLeader: oy
YourMoralLeader: what r u good at?
Shirl: music and art
Shirl: but that was not my job
YourMoralLeader: ur a good writer
Shirl: painter
Shirl: i worked at a law office
YourMoralLeader: what would you do for work if you knew you couldn’t fail?
Shirl: i didn’t fail at the law office..it was injustice
YourMoralLeader: i know, but whats your dream job?
Shirl: i had a dream job, part-time and knew the job like the back of my hand
YourMoralLeader: doing what?
Shirl: reception/secretarial…i’m a people person
YourMoralLeader: painter?
Shirl: i have a fine arts degree but have not painted for a few years
YourMoralLeader: why?
Shirl: good question….i guess its because of computers
Shirl: they distract you
YourMoralLeader: do you write much?
Shirl: and you get addicted to them
Shirl: i think i would be a good writer if i did
YourMoralLeader: do you have a blog?
Shirl: no, i hate blogs
YourMoralLeader: why?
Shirl: because i’m a private person
YourMoralLeader: what do you want to do with your life?
Shirl: have not figured that out
YourMoralLeader: when did you graduate college?
Shirl: are you a writer?
YourMoralLeader: yes, of blog lukeford.net
Shirl: and you write about?
YourMoralLeader: judaism, hollywood myself
Shirl: what of Hollywood?
YourMoralLeader: check it out!
User Shirl left the room.
Shirl: had a quick peek
Shirl: i just turned up my speakers, did you say something?
YourMoralLeader: just chatting on phone
YourMoralLeader: mainly listening
YourMoralLeader: http://lukeford.net/essays/contents/photos.htm
YourMoralLeader: those are hollywood photos
Shirl: are you talking to someone who came into this site?
YourMoralLeader: no
palestine4ever: "r u afraid of emotional intimacy?"
YourMoralLeader: no
Shirl: this is the first time i’ve been to easy streaming for months, i used to wander around in here a lot before
palestine4ever: Luke, don’t use txt msg shorthand in a heart-to-heart talk with the ladies
YourMoralLeader: hey arab
YourMoralLeader: sorry
YourMoralLeader: from the heart
palestine4ever: I’m just trying, Luke, I’m trying…
palestine4ever: I will make an angry jihadi of you yet
Shirl: why anger?
palestine4ever: Luke should be angry.
palestine4ever: Hi Shirl
Shirl: hi pal
palestine4ever: But yes, Luke should be angry.
YourMoralLeader: palestine is the funniest, shirl, you just have to give him time
