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My Ex-GF Diana Klein Was Live In My Chat Room

Click here to join the fun. She’s now "Dyana." Diana and I had a thing for a few months in the Spring and Summer of 1993 before things ended very badly. She burned all my letters and tapes and wrote … Continue reading

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Leah Kleim Is Live In My Chat Room

Click here to join the fun. maven:  I have a musical recommendation for you the new Sébastien Tellier album guest117:  IS IT GOOD YourMoralLeader:  maven, go to the israel fest yestereday? guest117:  SO YOUR THE GUY BEHIND THE VOICE ON … Continue reading

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Rev. Des Joins My Chat Room

From my live chat: ChaimAmalek:  I mean, if you meet a man and he has perfume on him, don’t you think "it seems that other women are into him and have slimed him with their scent, so maybe I should … Continue reading

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My Sana Krasikov Interview

I talked to her for two hours by phone Thursday morning. It got bumpy. My legendary charm was nowhere to be found. From my chat room: YourMoralLeader:  Emma, just tell your parents you have to go to LA to fundraise … Continue reading

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I’m Live In My Chat Room With Rabbi Gadol

From my chat room: RabbiG:  I’m here to do an audit. RabbiG:  Tzitzit – check. RabbiG:  Keepah – check RabbiG:  Beard – it grows jonnie:  But I like his cheeky smile RabbiG:  Virtuous women in chat room – check QuixoticLass:  … Continue reading

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Emma’s Posted A New Picture On Her MySpace

It’s a side of her I haven’t seen before — all haughty, proud and punishing. I like it! You can talk to Emma — respectfully! — in my chat room. And no, she’s not available. YourMoralLeader:  What sorts of things … Continue reading

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I’m Used To Keeping The People In My Life In Separate Compartments

I’ve never been one who wants to bring most of his friends together. I have friends in Orthodox Judaism. I have friends who are secular writers. I have exes. I have squeezes. I have dolls. I have playmates. I have … Continue reading

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My Crucifixion & Resurrection

Tearing down the temple. Throwing out the money changers. Flipping off the beit din! Justification by faith! Sanctification! The Heavenly Sanctuary! Judging the saints! Look at my erection!  I can’t be more specific. I know you want the goss, but … Continue reading

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Amalek Explains What Luke Ford has in common with Vladimir Putin

Chaim writes: "Nothing," you might say, but you would be wrong.  Consider Luke’s blossoming relationship with the Irish lass (and honorable Christian) known to the denizens of his chat room as "Emma."  She is 18, he is almost 42.  The … Continue reading

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Daniel Webster Is Arguing With The Devil Over My Soul In My Chat Room

Wholesome fun for the whole family! xptisgay:  good lord, luke YourMoralLeader:  yo xptisgay:  are you butt nekkid? TIMESUP:  ooooh my tming is perfect lukeee xptisgay:  luke, have you ever been to cam4.com? YourMoralLeader:  no xptisgay:  they do have a few … Continue reading

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