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xptisgay: good lord, luke
xptisgay: are you butt nekkid?
TIMESUP: ooooh my tming is perfect lukeee
xptisgay: luke, have you ever been to cam4.com?
xptisgay: they do have a few non-sex cams
guest88: ffs u ever going to shave?
xptisgay: he’s going to audition for Geico caveman
TIMESUP: hmmmm our luke is not at all as we he appears
xptisgay: this guy still doesn’t have a job, right?
YourMoralLeader: i babysit
xptisgay: fair enough
xptisgay: I was a bum for years myself
guest88: needs to tidy his room
TIMESUP: yeah what age group
xptisgay: my sister is a maid, I could send her over
YourMoralLeader: can we xchange services?
TIMESUP: senior r junour
xptisgay: that would be up to her, I guess
TIMESUP: him her
xptisgay: you might have to put up a few hundred for airfare
guest88: u got the wet hair look going on Luke?
TIMESUP: jesus thats enough rising luke boy
xptisgay: luke rising
TIMESUP: gee darlin hes sweatin
xptisgay: luke, I was trying to find an ass shot of Vannessa Del Rio
xptisgay: would you have one handy?
guest88: whata the signifigance of the little hat on ya head luke, why do u wear it?
xptisgay: I tried to take my gf in college to a Vennesa Del Rio appearance, but she chickened out at the door of the XXX theatre
guest88: yes i know that but why do they wear them?
xptisgay: it only matters to the Turks
xptisgay: kosher pizza?
guest88: spunk rag?
xptisgay: repeat please
xptisgay: there is a kosjher pizza joint in Chicago
xptisgay: maybe moore
xptisgay: can I say that?
guest88: it appears u can lol
xptisgay: this Jewish girl got mad at me because I referred to Jesus of Naz as Jesus Christ
xptisgay: goddam Hellinized b**ch
guest88: mr webster
DanielWebster: I have come to advocate for the soul of Luke Ford
xptisgay: you are getting into the Bananarama lately
guest88: where u been last few days luke?
DanielWebster: When Satan arrives in this chat room, I will present my case.
xptisgay: get any good stock picks late, Luke?
xptisgay: IBM was up big after-hours
guest88: webby u a weirdo?
DanielWebster: "88" is a curious appellation
xptisgay: it’s random, I think
DanielWebster: I know that certain extremist groups use it to stand for the letters "HH"
xptisgay: not HH unless he changed it to that
guest88: u flirting with me?
xptisgay: oh sure
DanielWebster: But that does not preclude innocent use of it.
xptisgay: 88 keys in a piano too
TIMESUP: the oiche ( NIGHT ) surely brings out the weeeros..
xptisgay: I was b**ching out some guy on YouTube who has it in his handle
xptisgay: he was a silly savage
DanielWebster: Has Satan quit?
xptisgay: Satan is at Happy Hour
DanielWebster: Has his Succubus abandoned her mission?
DanielWebster: I saw many a mitzvah tank today.
DanielWebster: What is there Pico-Robertson?
xptisgay: upscale Jews?
xptisgay: or Orthodox
YourMoralLeader: Torah Jews, savage
DanielWebster: Upscale, God-fearing.
xptisgay: I don’t know much about LA Jewry
xptisgay: rich ones are in Highland Park
DanielWebster: Jews who mix money and Maimonides
DanielWebster: Where do your poor Jews live?
xptisgay: also in Hyde Park
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DanielWebster: Hyde Park is surrounded by savages.
xptisgay: orthodox are in west rogers park
DanielWebster: I see in this man Luke a poor Jew.
xptisgay: yeah, but he’s a convery
DanielWebster: But a man who is rich in social connections: friends, family, etc.
xptisgay: Luke would live in Hyde Park for sure
DanielWebster: Hyde Park is not inviting.
xptisgay: there aren’t too many aussies in Chicago
YourMoralLeader: where are there lots of black people in chicago?
guest92: lincoln park is nicer
xptisgay: I must be stones spelling like that
xptisgay: I am from Lincoln Park originally
DanielWebster: South Side, West Side
xptisgay: but from the Richard Speck era
DanielWebster: All around the town
YourMoralLeader: South Side is how I roll
xptisgay: that’s where I am
xptisgay: I’ll meet you for chicken and waffles
DanielWebster: Once, the sons of Abraham ruled the South Side of Chicago. This was the time of Leopold and Loeb
DanielWebster: Then came the great migration
xptisgay: and the Italians
TIMESUP: I GUESS LUKEY YOUR HOLDING A DATING SITE NOW WHOA
xptisgay: the Chinese are taking over
DanielWebster: Chinese? Which neighborhoods?
xptisgay: Chinatown, oddly enough
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xptisgay: but moving into Armour Square, Bridgeport, etc.
TIMESUP: WHAT TIME IS IT IN LA ?
DanielWebster: China is absorbing the world.
xptisgay: buying a lot of proprty
xptisgay: those suckers will buy anything
DanielWebster: From Russia to American, their tight family structure and genetics are overrunning the rest of the world.
xptisgay: crap townhouses built against the 24/7 railroad tracks
DanielWebster: Mister Ford, it seems that the menace has receded.
xptisgay: luke, where do you live?
DanielWebster: But Satan often chooses not to quit.
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xptisgay: in the valley?
xptisgay: I used to live in Burbank
xptisgay: I’m glad that the Mexicans chased out the white trash
xptisgay: ever been to Hughes Market?
FBI: ERASES THE THE DARK CLOUD
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xptisgay: did you ever see J. Edgar Hoover in a dress?
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xptisgay: the social event of the week in Burbank used to be the latest episode of Dukes of Hazzard
DanielWebster: I see that draught in Australia is causing the price or rice to rice across the globe.
xptisgay: I’m familiar with spelling
xptisgay: rice used to be a dead contract at the Chicago Board of Trade
FBI: SPEAK AGAIN
xptisgay: you could buy a rice seat for $300
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xptisgay: used to trade in new Orleans
FBI: I DONT GIVE A DAMM….
DanielWebster: Have you completed the cleansing operations that your faith requires, Mr. Ford?
xptisgay: FBI, you might learn something
DanielWebster: When does your holiday commence?
YourMoralLeader: Hi Nina
NinaHartly: hi Luke
NinaHartly: how are you
DanielWebster: Nina Hartly, I know about you
xptisgay: Ashley Blue will be here soon
FBI: HES PART OF……..
DanielWebster: Years ago, I read the interview you gave to that rag
NinaHartly: I’m naked right now
xptisgay: cool, I’m wearing socks
NinaHartly: I’m wearing shoes and a hat
xptisgay: like that Frog on UPN
xptisgay: altho I don’t think that he had shoes
NinaHartly: Luke, do you remeber my movie Wet Pink
NinaHartly: can you get me to speak in your orthodox temple
NinaHartly: I posed the info about when I spoke at a different temple
NinaHartly: there was a jewish jornal article
NinaHartly: did you click on that link
NinaHartly: can you talk to your connections and get em to speak at the temple you go to
NinaHartly: can you plull the strings so no one will you know you arranged it
NinaHartly: I think the orthodox have a lot to learn from me speaking at their temple
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: lukester .. what up homey!
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: the hair .. one word — comb!
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: ok .. two words .. comb and brush
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: and the beard … have you ever heard of the "don johnson trimmer" they were really popular when Miami Vice was hot!
guest96: I didn’t think Orthodox Jews believed in heaven
guest62: Only hell
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: btw.. in other news .. LA mag will printing a correction about that fluff Mirthala story .. they got a lot wrong in the story . but hey it was a fluff piece .. so they don’t care…
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: call me if you want the deets ..
guest62: I daven twice as hard
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: I got to bloggerelbow.com!
YourMoralLeader: what’s your # mirtha?
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: sorry only tony knows that
YourMoralLeader: call me!
MirthalaVillaSalinasNunez: ok .. but first I must find you the "don johnson" trimmer pic (this is true!)
guest62: Sandra Tsing Lo has an interesting piece on public schools in the Atlantic Monthly
guest62: But she tastes not the glory of blogging.
guest62: Also, these goyim shave off all their hair down there as well.