Monthly Archives: April 2008

Rev. Des Joins My Chat Room

From my live chat: ChaimAmalek:  I mean, if you meet a man and he has perfume on him, don’t you think "it seems that other women are into him and have slimed him with their scent, so maybe I should … Continue reading

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New York Is Quiet – We Have Our Shvartzes Under Control!

From my live chat: Emma:  How is your day going Chaimy? YourMoralLeader:  Hymie ChaimAmalek:  Like any of my post-sexual days YourMoralLeader:  did she make a slur? Emma:  lol YourMoralLeader:  How are things in Hymie town? Emma:  Hymie? ChaimAmalek:  (Luke, I … Continue reading

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Should Lukeford.net Be Short & Concise Like My Davening? Even During Coitus, I’m Dictating New Commentaries

From my live chat: YourMoralLeader:  hi Emma! YourMoralLeader:  I’m a sensual semite! Emma:  Hey Luke! YourMoralLeader:  hi YourMoralLeader:  what have i missed? Emma:  Nothing… it’s dead in here without you. YourMoralLeader:  aww YourMoralLeader:  i thought it was dead without you … Continue reading

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I’m A Sensual Semite

Menahem Wecker reviews a new book called Jews & Sex: Abrams opens his own study of the ways people have responded to Jewish involvement in pornography by critiquing Luke Ford, “a self-styled adult industry gossip-monger.” Abrams argues that Ford, who … Continue reading

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Emma And I Are Getting Married At Our Lady Of Perpetual Sorrow

I promised her a beach wedding and there were no shuls handy! From my live cam chat: DavidLazar:  getting ready to graduate DavidLazar:  what’s new with you? YourMoralLeader:  mazal tov YourMoralLeader:  what will you do next? DavidLazar:  thanks YourMoralLeader:  just … Continue reading

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