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Daily Archives: April 6, 2008
Rabbi linked to systematic child abuse flees to Canada
By Uri Blau, Yair Ettinger, Jonathan Lis and Ofra Edelman for Haaretz: Rabbi Elior Chen, the spiritual authority behind a group accused of systematically abusing children in a Jerusalem family, has fled to Canada with one of his supporters, Haaretz … Continue reading
Posted in Abuse
Tagged edelman, educational lessons, elior, gag order, haaretz, hammers, indictment, international warrant, jerusalem family, jerusalem police, magistrate, ofra, quot, rabbi, remand, spiritual authority, state police, state prosecutor, vegetative state, yair
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The Return Of Rabbi Hershy Worch
I haven’t viewed any of Rabbi Worch‘s (a friend of my friend Yori Yanover, I have no stomach for any more fights with or about either of these two) online writings in about eighteen months (nor have I written about … Continue reading
Posted in Abuse, Hershy Worch
Tagged candles, corpse, enemies, funeral director, funerals, hershy, inclination, infamy, journaling, many faces, plastic tablecloth, polin, psalms, rabbi, shomer, small man, tea lights, triumphs, virtue, yetzer tov
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Dr. Mark Goldenberg – The One Short Guy Who Doesn’t Have A Chip On His Shoulder
Dr. Goldenberg is at the top of his profession (pediatric dentist) and he’s a pillar of L.A.’s Orthodox community. He’s the only short guy I know who’s comfortable in his own skin and he’s about the funniest guy I know. … Continue reading
Posted in Pico/Robertson
Tagged attitude, dr mark, orthodox community, own skin, pediatric dentist, pillar, profession, rabbi, steve hirsch
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The Perfect Dinner Party
A shiksa friend of mine hosted the perfect dinner party the other night in her Van Nuys garden. The guests were highly accomplished, athletic, educated, never-married Jewesses in their 40s. They brought their own allergy-free food in tightly wrapped ecologically … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged 40s, allergy, classy clothing, dinner party, ford, gloves, jewish singles, luke ford, mixer, pornographer, quot quot, tupperware, upstairs, van nuys
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Naughty Barbecue
SILVERLAKE: So we all lay down on the table — between the fried chicken and the potato salad and the chocolate cake — to get served by Sandra, who’d biked in from Van Nuys. She had that ancient Oriental massage … Continue reading
Posted in Personal, Satire
Tagged assembly line, chocolate cake, fake moustache, festering swamp, fikes, fried chicken, good woman, hearty laughter, jew, megs, old girl, older lady, oriental massage, performance anxiety, potato salad, quot quot, shamrock shake, sweet smile, therm, van nuys
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