Daily Archives: April 23, 2008

I’m Live In My Chat Room With Rabbi Gadol

Posted on April 23, 2008 by Luke Ford

From my chat room: RabbiG: I’m here to do an audit. RabbiG: Tzitzit – check. RabbiG: Keepah – check RabbiG: Beard – it grows jonnie: But I like his cheeky smile RabbiG: Virtuous women in chat room – check QuixoticLass: … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal | Tagged aramaic, beard, chat room, cheeky smile, Education, Emma, gadol, grits, hebrew, lulav, nbsp, neighbour, ql, rabbi, Rabbis, resonance, resonant frequency, rooster, talmud, utensil, vibrations, virtuous women, yorkshire, yorkshire terrier | Comments Off

Chariots Of Fire

Posted on April 23, 2008 by Luke Ford

At 4:17 pm today, I got an urge to listen to Vangelis while I worked. I clicked on to Chariots of Fire. Suddenly I was back running up the Howell Mountain Road at Pacific Union College (PUC) in the Napa … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal | Tagged auburn ca, chariots of fire, childhood heroes, danny white, howell mountain, important date, khyl, lockerroom, lying on the couch, napa valley, nasty cold, PUC, randy white, religious community, san francisco 49ers, sportswriter, tom landry, tony dorsett, vangelis, winn, world record | Comments Off

Emma’s Posted A New Picture On Her MySpace

Posted on April 23, 2008 by Luke Ford

It’s a side of her I haven’t seen before — all haughty, proud and punishing. I like it! You can talk to Emma — respectfully! — in my chat room. And no, she’s not available. YourMoralLeader: What sorts of things … Continue reading →

Posted in Emma | Tagged answer questions, chat room, desk, Emma, freaks, grass, important things, kangaroo, lmao, lying in the sun, moral certainty, myspace, nbsp, pana, reality show, revelation, sorts, sunbathing, workout | Comments Off

Holly Randall Is Chaim Amalek’s White Whale

Posted on April 23, 2008 by Luke Ford

I don’t know what I did to my friend but he’s all obsessed: From my chat room: palestine4ever: LUKE WHAT DID YOU DO TO CHAIM palestine4ever: He’s heavy on this Holly business, Luke. palestine4ever: As a long-time ChaimWatcher, he usually … Continue reading →

Posted in Holly Randall, Personal | Tagged amalek, ambition, boondock saints, captain ahab, friend emma, golden gloves boxer, hellhole, Holly Randall, http www myspace com, insults, irish view, jew, lol, lord of the dance, michael flatley, purdue, river dance, Torah, west lafayette indiana, white whale | Comments Off

Would You Learn Midrash From This Woman?

Posted on April 23, 2008 by Luke Ford

I was looking for a drasha on the Torah from a PhD friend of mine and when I went to her MySpace, I found this pic:

Posted in Monica Osborne | Tagged drasha, myspace, nbsp, Torah | Comments Off

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