Emma And I Are Getting Married At Our Lady Of Perpetual Sorrow

I promised her a beach wedding and there were no shuls handy!

From my live cam chat:

DavidLazar:  getting ready to graduate
DavidLazar:  what’s new with you?
YourMoralLeader:  mazal tov
YourMoralLeader:  what will you do next?
DavidLazar:  thanks
YourMoralLeader:  just the heavy burden of moral leadership, my son
DavidLazar:  looking for jobs in finance
YourMoralLeader:  how’s the love life?
DavidLazar:  same old
YourMoralLeader:  how did you like the LA Mag piece on Hillel – seidler -feller?
DavidLazar:  i thought it was decent, but missing some juicy stuff
DavidLazar:  i was surprised he didn’t quote me, since we spent a good couple of hours on the phone
User guest56 left the room.
Emma:  I always laugh when Luke says frick
YourMoralLeader:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  David, meet Emma, my future wife
Emma:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  i loved the article
DavidLazar:  congratulations!
DavidLazar:  how long have you been going steady
YourMoralLeader:  thank you, we’ll be very happy together
QuixoticLass:  you guys can get married at Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow
YourMoralLeader:  about a month
DavidLazar:  why do girls always go for the older men?
QuixoticLass:  I think it’s out in Malibu
DavidLazar:  are you gonna hyphenate your names?
DavidLazar:  like our Hillel rabbi friend?
YourMoralLeader:  nope, she’ll be Emma Ford
DavidLazar:  has a nice sound to it
YourMoralLeader:  what Hebrew name would you like Emma? Devorah?
DavidLazar:  how about yocheved?
YourMoralLeader:  yuck
Emma:  Devorah
Emma:  eww
QuixoticLass:  Emma is a hebrew name
QuixoticLass:  it means mother
YourMoralLeader:  oh good
Emma:  WoOt!
CarlNKarcher:  What????
DavidLazar:  how many little fords are you guys gonna pump out
YourMoralLeader:  We’ll go double-dating together david
YourMoralLeader:  eight!
CarlNKarcher:  Where did you pull that from?
DavidLazar:  i dunno if you can handle one o my dates
QuixoticLass:  it will be the Ford assembly line
QuixoticLass:  a new model every year
DavidLazar:  big non-kosher steaks followed by long islands
DavidLazar:  emma seems like a light-weight 🙂
Emma:  Yeah you could almost lift me with one finger =]
YourMoralLeader:  We’ll all go to an air supply concert
DavidLazar:  when’s emma coming to town?
Emma:  Not sure yet
DavidLazar:  just added you on facebook, luke
DavidLazar:  i like the self-promoting profile pic
YourMoralLeader:  Thanks mate!
YourMoralLeader:  kiddish hashem
YourMoralLeader:  http://refinancemortgagenow.net/blog/
YourMoralLeader:  my new blog david
DavidLazar:  when did your interest in mortgage stuff begin?
YourMoralLeader:  when i needed $$$ from adsense
DavidLazar:  you should be a motivational speaker
DavidLazar:  and i bet you could tutor writing for extra cash
DavidLazar:  i’m working as a tutor now — good money
YourMoralLeader:  i could go around to yeshivas!
YourMoralLeader:  do you meet hot dumb chix tutoring?
Emma:  why do you say hot dumb chicks.. Are hot chicks dumb?
DavidLazar:  most of them have been guys or unattractive girls
DavidLazar:  met one cute one
DavidLazar:  well i think he meant because they needed tutoring
DavidLazar:  but most of these are smart kids
DavidLazar:  are you on facebook, emma?
Emma:  Nope
DavidLazar:  get with the program!
Emma:  lol
DavidLazar:  all my UK friends have facebook
QuixoticLass:  all the cool kids are doing it…
Emma:  I’m not cool =]
QuixoticLass:  you are now
Emma:  How come?
QuixoticLass:  you’re the star of YML’s chat room

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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