Emma And I Are Getting Married At Our Lady Of Perpetual Sorrow

I promised her a beach wedding and there were no shuls handy!

From my live cam chat:

DavidLazar:  getting ready to graduate
DavidLazar:  what’s new with you?
YourMoralLeader:  mazal tov
YourMoralLeader:  what will you do next?
DavidLazar:  thanks
YourMoralLeader:  just the heavy burden of moral leadership, my son
DavidLazar:  looking for jobs in finance
YourMoralLeader:  how’s the love life?
DavidLazar:  same old
YourMoralLeader:  how did you like the LA Mag piece on Hillel – seidler -feller?
DavidLazar:  i thought it was decent, but missing some juicy stuff
DavidLazar:  i was surprised he didn’t quote me, since we spent a good couple of hours on the phone
User guest56 left the room.
Emma:  I always laugh when Luke says frick
YourMoralLeader:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  David, meet Emma, my future wife
Emma:  lol
YourMoralLeader:  i loved the article
DavidLazar:  congratulations!
DavidLazar:  how long have you been going steady
YourMoralLeader:  thank you, we’ll be very happy together
QuixoticLass:  you guys can get married at Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow
YourMoralLeader:  about a month
DavidLazar:  why do girls always go for the older men?
QuixoticLass:  I think it’s out in Malibu
DavidLazar:  are you gonna hyphenate your names?
DavidLazar:  like our Hillel rabbi friend?
YourMoralLeader:  nope, she’ll be Emma Ford
DavidLazar:  has a nice sound to it
YourMoralLeader:  what Hebrew name would you like Emma? Devorah?
DavidLazar:  how about yocheved?
YourMoralLeader:  yuck
Emma:  Devorah
Emma:  eww
QuixoticLass:  Emma is a hebrew name
QuixoticLass:  it means mother
YourMoralLeader:  oh good
Emma:  WoOt!
CarlNKarcher:  What????
DavidLazar:  how many little fords are you guys gonna pump out
YourMoralLeader:  We’ll go double-dating together david
YourMoralLeader:  eight!
CarlNKarcher:  Where did you pull that from?
DavidLazar:  i dunno if you can handle one o my dates
QuixoticLass:  it will be the Ford assembly line
QuixoticLass:  a new model every year
DavidLazar:  big non-kosher steaks followed by long islands
DavidLazar:  emma seems like a light-weight 🙂
Emma:  Yeah you could almost lift me with one finger =]
YourMoralLeader:  We’ll all go to an air supply concert
DavidLazar:  when’s emma coming to town?
Emma:  Not sure yet
DavidLazar:  just added you on facebook, luke
DavidLazar:  i like the self-promoting profile pic
YourMoralLeader:  Thanks mate!
YourMoralLeader:  kiddish hashem
YourMoralLeader:  http://refinancemortgagenow.net/blog/
YourMoralLeader:  my new blog david
DavidLazar:  when did your interest in mortgage stuff begin?
YourMoralLeader:  when i needed $$$ from adsense
DavidLazar:  you should be a motivational speaker
DavidLazar:  and i bet you could tutor writing for extra cash
DavidLazar:  i’m working as a tutor now — good money
YourMoralLeader:  i could go around to yeshivas!
YourMoralLeader:  do you meet hot dumb chix tutoring?
Emma:  why do you say hot dumb chicks.. Are hot chicks dumb?
DavidLazar:  most of them have been guys or unattractive girls
DavidLazar:  met one cute one
DavidLazar:  well i think he meant because they needed tutoring
DavidLazar:  but most of these are smart kids
DavidLazar:  are you on facebook, emma?
Emma:  Nope
DavidLazar:  get with the program!
Emma:  lol
DavidLazar:  all my UK friends have facebook
QuixoticLass:  all the cool kids are doing it…
Emma:  I’m not cool =]
QuixoticLass:  you are now
Emma:  How come?
QuixoticLass:  you’re the star of YML’s chat room

About Luke Ford

I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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