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Monthly Archives: March 2008
Performance Anxiety
If you’re being intimate with someone who’s had a lot of partners, it’s common to have performance anxiety. How will you rate with all those who’ve come before you and in all likelihood will come after you? I have severe … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged hebrew, jewish holidays, Judaism, kiddish, likelihood, performance anxiety, Sabbath, wine
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NCSY Purim Party Requires Two Squad Cars And Police Helicopter To Quell
The National Council of Synagogue Youth (NCSY) held a Purim party Thursday night at an Orthodox shul in Pico/Robertson. There were four security guards on hand and they couldn’t keep the kids under control. They were racing around the shul … Continue reading
Posted in NCSY, Pico/Robertson
Tagged disaster, drinking alcohol, festive holiday, fire alarms, firecrackers, hard liquor, Jewish Journal, joyous purim, lanner, neighbors, opening doors, orthodox shul, Orthodox Union, orthodox youth, pico blvd, police helicopter, prodigious amounts, Purim, purim party, security guards, squad cars, synagogue youth, thursday night, water buffalo, west coast director
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How Do I Stay In Such Amazing Shape?
Watch this every morning and you’ll lose your cottage cheese thighs. I’m working out live on my cam: Emma: Something in the milk guest125: what u up to luke Emma: Luke seriously Emma: The music Emma: LMAO! TORCHlight: hahhahahahahahahaaha TORCHlight: … Continue reading
I’m Getting Spanked In My Chat Room By Someone Claiming To Be My Dad
Live in my cam chat: guest30: Luke, this is your dad, the Reverend Dsmond Ford. Attention whoring again, I see? guest30: Is Wayne Cherry under your desk fellating you? guest30: Perhaps inserting a tube of Vegemite where the sun doesn’t … Continue reading
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Tagged brother paul, cam chat, claptrap, clout, dalliances, desmond ford, excuse, fair dinkum, fixation, Holly Randall, Judaism, jug, kipah, lads, obsession, ponce, porn industry, quot, reverend, sorry dad, spanked, vagina, vegemite, wastrel
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